About TehTonyMone of us since 2:49 PM on 05.23.2010
Welcome to my blog. For 3 easy payments of $99.99, you can subscribe to it and get all the juicy tidbits of knowledge that leak from my anus and cranium! That's right, you'll be paying for my anal seepage. Deal with it.
To some I am Tony Mays, to others, M'Lord. You? You can just call me tehtonym. I'm from the middle of nowhere, Illinois. I occasionally write for the wicked cool www.clgamer.com, whom you should already be subscribed to. I am also editor-in-chief at www.real-life-sucks.com, the internet's best game, film, tv, anime and other assorted nerdery webstop since 1875. Prove me wrong, I dare ya.
I also run a little T-shirt company, www.popdeadthreads.com. I'm always looking for fresh designs, so if you dream of being a T-shirt designer, let me know!
I have a bachelor's degree in bullshit, which has provided me approximately $0.00 USD. I could have bought a small island with that money, but nooooo, I decided to be "responsible." Never doing that again.
I live a ridiculous life, one that seems to like throwing new and exciting adventures my way. Good or bad, I don't argue; my philosophy is "if it makes for a good story, the experience was worth it!"
So yeah, that's about it. I'll be posting some of articles from Real Life Sucks here on the good ole Dtoid for shits and giggles. If you like my work, let me know. If not, I implore you to give me some suggestions on improving it. If you have some interesting blogs and want to branch out, we would be happy to have you!
Shall we take over the world?