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Cast Your Votes Now (Or the baby will get you)

It's that time again folks. Vote to pick which game I review next. Leave me a message and FAP me up so I can have to count and sort more votes. PS2 Metal Slug Anthology Street Fighter Alpha Anthology GTA III Getting Up Dragon Bal...

 
 
 
 

One List To Rule Them All

So here is my list of games if you didn't read my last post let me catch you up. I am embarking on a review adventure in order to hopefully prove my self to the editors I have come to respect so much around here. As either a way to pr...

 
 
 

Hey Everybody I'm Back And I Brought Pictures

Hi everyone who missed me, it's been a long time since I posted anything so I thought maybe I would post some pictures of the things that have been keeping me busy. But first let me start by saying I am going to miss all of the old school ...

 
 
 

Cosplay Crazy at Chicago Comic-Con

Thanks to every one who let me take pictures and I hope you all enjoy. I hope You liked all of those awesome sports and a Pedobear. Quote-Kelly " I noticed that the Pedobear smelled like candy and children's tears." ...

 
 
 

Aborto's Ultimate Tag-Team Contest

So here is goes good sir in order to whore myself out for swag I noticed that you are also a Pokemon Fan so there in is my proposal Pokemon on the Menu. We have all played the Smash Bros. games so non of those instead some of the mo...

 
 
 

The Arcade Lives! (Lots of Pics)

So I realized something on Sunday this weekend, and that is, THAT arcades are still out there. It's just that you have to look really hard to find a good one that isn't just a shit load of ticket games and racers set up and way over pric...

 
 
 
 

Cover Bands that Rock?

Cover Bands, man there is nothing worse than meeting your friends at a bar only to find out from th door guy that you have to pay a 5 to 10 $ cover just because you are about to be forced to listen to some crappy cover band. Which is proba...

 
 
 

The coolest hoodie I have ever made

I Megaman had sex with a hoodie and that hoodie had a child this would be that baby. I know that you all want one but it would cost you a lot just because I'm not even done and I'm 40 hours into it right now

 
 
 

Fanboy = No Citizen Kane

Well after listening to a couple of flame posts by opposing fan boys I realized that these kind of people are the reason that gaming as an art form hasn't seen it's Citizen Kane. Think about it films have critics so that can be something...

 
 
 

Finally

So over the last year and a half I have been dealing with shoty at best internet connections from home and such. That and having to resort to looking like an old lady using the slow ass internet at my local library which blocked me from ...

 
 
 

Where have all the laser discs gone

Man I was just going through my game collection and I found all these laser disc based cartoon games. So I had to play a few. Dragon's Lair, Space Ace, and Brain Dead 13 to name a few. They were fun simple and they were actually kind of ...

 
 
 

Hey check these out

Made these for the hosts w/ the most at retro force. Thought u guys would like to see something u can't have but they rock so they deserve gifts

 
 
 

yeah so any way

Welcome back into my life for a few seconds while u read this. Everyone should be aware that Martial Arts rock. I'm finally taking karate, and it is the best thing i have ever done for myself. I'm learning how to as bad ass as the gaming...

 
 
 

People make me feel like a vestigial tale!

Hey Thanks to all Who commented on my first blog and if u didn't u need to. To Clarify the pictures in my first post . That's my furry daughter or puppy which ever doesn't sound that lame. On second thought who the fuck cares she's my il...

 
 
 

I Finally Joined the awesomest site ever

Today is a truly great day, because today I joined Destructoid and figured out how to add an avatar to my page. Not used to this so cut me some fuckin slack. Tattoos are my trade retail is my job and last and definently not least gaming i...

 
 

About Tattoojoe3rdone of us since 8:52 PM on 04.10.2008

My name is Joe Degand III I work full time and on the side I tattoo and do custom art and embroidering. Not much else can be said except that I love retro games and will shout it on the top of any mountian. I am a gamer from my days in huggies and will be till I go the way of the PASSAGE. If you don't under stand that u suck it's a five minute game any way i am an artist with enough skill to tattoo people so i guess that is good. And I am a friend to any one who needs one as long as your not a dick. Retroforce Go for the win but they all already know I love them those cats rock. Much love to all if you like what you see hit me up with custom work at [email protected]

Also, Cocks