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LONG BLOG

I'm Copying and Pasting (Most of) My Introduction Post

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Greetings and freetings Dtoiders. I've known of your existence for a long time through the voodoo magic known as Google Reader and have started my blog, but have decided that like a prostitute, I might as well go all the way since I've probably contracted herpes at the halfway mark.



My name is Marcel, college graduate with a bachelor's in journalism. I know! Right? It sounded cool back in high school. Then the future comes along and doesn't even bother telling me no. It just gets onto my Facebook profile and posts that goddamn Nope.avi video. Not cool man, not cool. So if you see me talk about my unemployment, it's both a sarcastic jab at my self-esteem and an attempt at self-advertising.

I've been gaming since the Genesis days. Sonic was all that back then. Of course we all know he's regulated to to invitations from Mario to some parties and cash grabs nowadays. Speaking of nowadays, I have an Xbox 360, a Nintendo DSi, and have some titles on Steam.

I'm a fan of good shooters (Go ahead and suggest Black Ops. I'll humor you) and fighting games though nothing really deters me from playing other games except for sports games. I don't understand sports. To give you an idea of my strike zone, I'll be picking up Catherine soon.

I discovered Dtoid through my sister, who actually has nothing to do with Dtoid or video games. She was just helping me in my unemployment and thought I could stay sharp by participating in the Dtoid community. It has now been 9 months since she told me to join Dtoid and I decided it would be a good idea. Also, I'm still jobless.



Whatever! Jobs are overrated anyways! I don't even wanna work at some cool magazine like EGM or some website like Gamesradar! I'll be fine at some dead end cashier job! But we'll have blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!

Anyways, I've thrown my crap on any wall that sticks. Blogger, Bitmob, YouTube, Twitter. I use the same goddamn handle for convenience's sake, so if you Google my name, you'll probably find me. Here's looking at you Dtoid! I'll be letting my brain throw up its literature all over you walls now! And there ain't nothing you can do to stop me! Except ban me maybe.

- Show me your moves


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About StriderHoangone of us since 1:23 PM on 07.09.2011

Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, cblog promotions, community engagement, and memes. I like fighting games, you scrub.




Introduction post

10 things about me

Another goddamn 10 things about Strider

~Front Paged
- Downloadables: Every night is Monday Night Combat!
- eSports: Someone you know is hype
- Relaxation: Secretly training
- I calls dibs on Gaige!
- Let's explore space! My top 10 space games
- Giving thanks: Turning over a New Leaf
- Strider's GOTY 2015

~FAP Approved!
- A discussion about Catherine with my girlfriend
- So I applied for an internship at X-Play...
- Being Social: Cal State Long Beach's Gaming Club
- Persona 4: Ultimate and 4 other fighting games you probably don't know
- A new return to 3rd Strike Online part 1: Picking a main
- Top 6 somewhat natural disasters in gaming
- Villains: For me my dear, it was merely a Tuesday
- Let's talk about Phoenix Wright and Nova in UMvC3
- How I gave my girlfriend Tetris DS and loved every minute of it
- Let's talk about Rocket Raccoon and Frank West in UMvC3
- Xenophilia: The Universal Language of Mecha
- Asura's Wrath might get panned and I'm ok with that
- Acquisition: Solid Snake signed your what?
- A Valentine's Day reflection: two great loves
- Skullgirls and the art of combos
- 6 reasons why you should check out Legend of Korra
- Today, I thought about oversexualization
- Hype: Japan Time
- Objection! The story of an impossible gift for that special someone
- Cultural identity and Sleeping Dogs
- Finn and Flame Princess' big Disney Adventure Picspam
- FTL: Recovered diaries from a derelict spaceship
- Retaliation: Your guide to fighting the Collectors
-Handsome Jack, the father, the hero, the asshole
- Before StriderHoang, there was Marcel Hoang
- Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! You're not all that mathmatical
- Ralph wrecked his way into my heart
- The sixth generation wishlist from five time Pokemon Champion, Marcel
- Strider's big, fat, ride through 2012
- Being the best predator you can be
- The Striderhoang series Dtoid Trading Card Roundup
- Strider's top 10 Kirby powers
- I love grapplers
- The gift of gaming: BIONIC ARM!
- Strider's big, bonkers GOTY 2014 list
- Strider's favorite ninjas



~Friday Night Fight Replays!
- 09/02/11
- 09/09/11
- 09/23/11
- 09/30/11
- 02/07/12
- 02/12/12



~The Write Stuff! Get to writing!
- 06/30 - The Beginning!
- 07/06 - Line breaks
- 07/13 - Tone
- 07/20 - Commas
- 08/06 - Balance
- 09/03 - Crossposting
- Write Stuff of September - Pride

~ The Cblog Fapcast!
- XCOM or bust!
- The show must Smurf on!
- ScottyG is on the line
- Hobo extraordinaire, Manchild
- The sorry game
- Girlfriend caps
- #1ReasonHow
- Holiday Revengeance
- My Hairy, Downstairs Fapcast
- bbreaking nnews
- Strider alone
- Oh the Injustice!
- Glowbear and hate
- Strider likes Animal Crossing
- E3 jinxed it
- The Steamin'ing
- Return of Pony Pals
- Quotation fingers community
- High as a robot with Lemon Buster
- I can't believe it's not Pisstoid with Nanashi
- I'm really [heavy sigh] feeling it



Also, check me out on Bitmob!
Xbox LIVE:StriderHoang
Steam ID:StriderHoang


 

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