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LONG BLOG

Before StriderHoang, there was Marcel Hoang

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I've already once searched my name on BabyNames.com because it is one of the most badass websites to acquire knowledge about one's origin on the internet. That webssite gave me all the justification I needed to treat everyone I met with absolute contempt and indignity. But then UrbanDictionary suggested searching not some internet slang but your own name. And I realize here and now my destiny to wander the lands after society falls to assert my authority over the unorganized barbarians and create my own land.



Meaning: "god of war", "belonging to mars"
Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for "the divine"

I don't know about you, but I think this reminds me of a Christmas story. The story about how Jesus carried the cross to the hill where he'd be crucified. Then at the top of the hill, he opened up a hollow container on his cross to unveil a machine gun, which he used to single-handedly defeat the Romans and be declared the coolest bro on Earth.

See, this matches up with my own destiny in much the same way I thought it'd play out for me. I'm even kind of white! But the extra bits are also key details I think match with me.

1. one who acts stubbornly, usually because he/she is in the right

2. one who sets examples that others tend to follow

3. a speaker whom is listened to intently

4. a person usually perceived as being correct, at times on complete accident

5. an intimidating Englishman

6. a hairstyle characterized by a wavy pattern

My girlfriend can vouch for details like acting stubborn and being right. I'm also secretly English. That should be a dead give away for how accurate this definition is.

It that weren't enough, the monkey from Friends is also clearly referenced. You see, Marcel seems to be a popular name among monkeys too. I was even nicknamed Monkey once in a martial arts class.

So in the end, I am an English, warmongering, monkey who is right about his divinity to conquer the free world.

- Show me your moves


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About StriderHoangone of us since 1:23 PM on 07.09.2011

Cblog Co-manager responsible for duties such as inspiration and sarcastic tough love, cblog promotions, community engagement, and memes. I like fighting games, you scrub.




Introduction post

10 things about me

Another goddamn 10 things about Strider

~Front Paged
- Downloadables: Every night is Monday Night Combat!
- eSports: Someone you know is hype
- Relaxation: Secretly training
- I calls dibs on Gaige!
- Let's explore space! My top 10 space games
- Giving thanks: Turning over a New Leaf
- Strider's GOTY 2015

~FAP Approved!
- A discussion about Catherine with my girlfriend
- So I applied for an internship at X-Play...
- Being Social: Cal State Long Beach's Gaming Club
- Persona 4: Ultimate and 4 other fighting games you probably don't know
- A new return to 3rd Strike Online part 1: Picking a main
- Top 6 somewhat natural disasters in gaming
- Villains: For me my dear, it was merely a Tuesday
- Let's talk about Phoenix Wright and Nova in UMvC3
- How I gave my girlfriend Tetris DS and loved every minute of it
- Let's talk about Rocket Raccoon and Frank West in UMvC3
- Xenophilia: The Universal Language of Mecha
- Asura's Wrath might get panned and I'm ok with that
- Acquisition: Solid Snake signed your what?
- A Valentine's Day reflection: two great loves
- Skullgirls and the art of combos
- 6 reasons why you should check out Legend of Korra
- Today, I thought about oversexualization
- Hype: Japan Time
- Objection! The story of an impossible gift for that special someone
- Cultural identity and Sleeping Dogs
- Finn and Flame Princess' big Disney Adventure Picspam
- FTL: Recovered diaries from a derelict spaceship
- Retaliation: Your guide to fighting the Collectors
-Handsome Jack, the father, the hero, the asshole
- Before StriderHoang, there was Marcel Hoang
- Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! You're not all that mathmatical
- Ralph wrecked his way into my heart
- The sixth generation wishlist from five time Pokemon Champion, Marcel
- Strider's big, fat, ride through 2012
- Being the best predator you can be
- The Striderhoang series Dtoid Trading Card Roundup
- Strider's top 10 Kirby powers
- I love grapplers
- The gift of gaming: BIONIC ARM!
- Strider's big, bonkers GOTY 2014 list
- Strider's favorite ninjas



~Friday Night Fight Replays!
- 09/02/11
- 09/09/11
- 09/23/11
- 09/30/11
- 02/07/12
- 02/12/12



~The Write Stuff! Get to writing!
- 06/30 - The Beginning!
- 07/06 - Line breaks
- 07/13 - Tone
- 07/20 - Commas
- 08/06 - Balance
- 09/03 - Crossposting
- Write Stuff of September - Pride

~ The Cblog Fapcast!
- XCOM or bust!
- The show must Smurf on!
- ScottyG is on the line
- Hobo extraordinaire, Manchild
- The sorry game
- Girlfriend caps
- #1ReasonHow
- Holiday Revengeance
- My Hairy, Downstairs Fapcast
- bbreaking nnews
- Strider alone
- Oh the Injustice!
- Glowbear and hate
- Strider likes Animal Crossing
- E3 jinxed it
- The Steamin'ing
- Return of Pony Pals
- Quotation fingers community
- High as a robot with Lemon Buster
- I can't believe it's not Pisstoid with Nanashi
- I'm really [heavy sigh] feeling it



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