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About Status Offlineone of us since 3:54 PM on 02.08.2013

30 something gamer that refuses to grow up and eat his vegetables. Constantly at war with noisy neighbour Mumm-Ra the Ever Living.

Life wouldn't be so bad if he just stopped playing the theme tune to Smokey and the Bandit, over and over again...and masturbating through my letterbox isn't cool either.

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