THIS REVIEWER IS A FANBOY!
THIS REVIEWER IS A GENIOUS!
THIS REVIEWER IS AN AHOLE!
THIS REVIEWER IS AWESOME!
How often do the comments of a dtoid writers articles boil down to one of those four? Can I get a chart of those compared to constructive posts or even valid opinions that donít include bashing/blowing the author? Is it impossible to discuss a topic without bounding into the great land of retardation? Do we really have to let what someone writes, someone who we donít even know, hit us so hard that we have to work off our rageboner all over it? Can this paragraph get another question mark in it? Oh look it can, win and a half right there.
Lets use one of the dtoid writers as a example here, which one, which one.
Well not Brad, he can punch my spleen out in one hit. And not Anthony, rageboners over indy games rarely happen and I like HAWP(OH SHI~ AN OPINION! IíM A BASTARD!) What about Sarkar? Nah I canít rage about sports games if I donít care, so thatís right out. Ashley Davis perhaps? Psh, even Anthony loves her and heís a cynical bastard. Jim maybe? Heís fat and seems to piss off people. Yeah that will work, besides Iím running out of podtoid/lulzyvideo people and I donít pay attention to who writes stuff to know more names.
So Jim, Jimmy Jimmy Jimbo. Faps to Bayonetta and isnít afraid of anything. Did I get the terrible meme right? Come on people, I wanna be sure Iím correct on my fail internet stuffs. So why does Jim make people have rage-ons? How he writes? What he writes? Is it because heís a big fat fattie who you have nicknamed Fattie McButterchubs? Or is it because he has a wife and that makes you sad about life? Oh wait, is it because he found a way to get paid for this shit and youíre mad that you donít get jack? I know that last one would get my broke assÖÖnot like it does thoughÖÖat allÖÖeverÖÖYOU CANíT PROVE A DAMN THING! OBJECTION! ÖÖSorry, lost my train of thoughtÖ.toot toot.
OMG JIM DOESNíT LIKE THIS GAME! HE IS A _____FANBOY! RAGE!
OMG JIM LOVES THIS PC GAME! HE HAS EVOLVED INTO THE PERFECT LIFE FORM! MUST FAP!
OMG JIM IS JIM! RAGE FAP!
Oh god, after that I think I need to towel off in the downstairs areas, good thing Iím not wearing pants while doing this or else Iíd need to do some laundry.
Ok ok, back on topic. Are we internet dwellers that protective about stuff that in the end doesnít really matter than we have to cry out in either ecstasy or dismay about it? Sure I love my videogames but surely we can all just see that if weíre not getting paid for it then itís just a hobby? Or are we gonna pull a Korea and die because we were too hopped up on serum and gaming to eat or go use the toilet instead of dropping it where we are like some animal. Oh, we gonna kill our parents cause they took it away or our children for needing attention while weíre farming gold. GOTTA BEAT THOSE 13 YEAR OLD KIDS WHO ARE PRACTICALLY SLAVES WHO FARM GOLD! GOTTA BEAT THEM! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!....damnit there I go again.
It might just be us internet generation. I canít imagine our parents getting hut hut in the butt hurt about such trivial things, then again I canít imagine anything that isnít boob related anymore. Iím sure they had more important things to worry about, like where to get booze and if the whole rabbit killing pregnancy test thing they did in the day was accurate. You know, back when people actually had to get out of the house to occupy their time, unless they were hot boxing their room with some Led Zep playing of course.
Now Iím sure that no one will get the point of this, if there even is a point. Iím sure that twitter wonít be aflame with talk of ďHOLY CRAP! THIS CBLOG ON DTOID IS WIN/FAIL.Ē Not like I will even checkÖ..(@squirrelygod and is never EVER updated so why am I plugging it? Um shit um #Yankees Yeah that will save it!) No one will link this on facebook and no one will like it(honestly, canít check that, no facebook) This will not ever make it on Digg and Kevin Rose wonít give me any little bit of the ad revenue cash, even though I remember him being dtip on the screensavers and got my gmail invite from his ass, back when I was hardcore and fighting for the code on dial-up. I might have to fear Brads fist though, everyone should fear that, all the time. Hell, Iíll be shocked if this gets a fap!
Can at least hope someone laughed at it though, makes the insanity worth it. Also being insane makes whining about people who are whining not seem like a huge contradiction, cause I can believe what I want, now if you excuse me Iím going to go bound through this fanciful forest, KILLING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!
Also I know tl;dr, stop making fun of me!
P.S. this image will either be unrelated or make sense, I'm not sure yet
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