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WHY CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVER EXCLAMATION MARK

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1. EMOTION

Call of Duty Ghosts promises to be the most emotionally charged emotion driven character driven emotional gameplay driven character emotion visceral engaging gameplay experience of all time. With the next generation of consoles, developers can really utilize system resources to play slow piano music while you stab the necks of Russians who also have emotions. Knowing that your enemies can also feel adds an element of guilt and conscience to your death-fuelled hate crusade through a five hour long murder corridor.


2. THE RETURN OF HATRED COPTER

If you've played Modern Warfare 3 you'll know of the mystical Norse god of exploding helicopters who possesses choppers in their final seconds of life and magically steers them towards your exact location. Hatred Copter is back, and with his new ability to steer exploding helicopters through water it seems like nothing can stop his insatiable murder lust.


3. DOGS OF WAR

Tying directly into the emotional aspect of Call of Duty Ghosts are your new canine companions. This game is determined to make you cry. Remember Marley and Me? It's like that but with guns. Fuck Fable, fuck X-Com, fuck all of that pretentious wannabe emotional shit. When your brave warrior canine who you've served nearly 2 hours of gameplay with dies from a seemingly random exploding helicopter crash you will know feelings. His name was Skeletor. He was a greyhound. But most of all.... he was my friend.


4. ITS GOT ARMS

Because Call of Duty Ghosts knows that holding your children, making love to someone, pointing at fat people and caressing your toned buttocks are some of the most emotional things a real man can do with the hands of his arms, Call of Duty Ghosts went out of its way to create the most realistic virtual arms you've ever seen in a game. Beating men to death with your high-res meat hammers will never be the same again.


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