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Revolutionary: 10 Things I Hate About Wii

Now don't get me started, but I have many issues with our Gamecube times two. Sure, the motion controls have (opinionated) been mastered to tight gameplay controls with Mario Galaxy's recent debut, and the VC has actually managed to spit ou...

 
 
 

Nut Tappers

If you're ever at a No Apparent Reason Party (NARP) with Ron Workmeng or Orcifisting, then this is your guide to keeping your nuts safe. No, seriously, you guys are assh*les. This is just one of many installments of College Humor's "Hard...

 
 
 

Good Lord I'm Sick. What I Miss?

Yes, ever since Sun. I've had that nasty 104 temp virus. I think it started after seeing I Am Legend, which was a really fun but depressing movie for me. I never read the book, so that never spoiled the movie for me. I did get to see The Da...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 20 : Irontoid

That right there? Yeah, that's badassery, who is Irontoid. He will be overseeing FNF this week. If you in anyway fail or corrupt our precious gaming ceremony, Irontoid will be there to make you regret it. Alot of vagina goes out to itemf...

 
 
 

Bionic Commando : New Gameplay Footage

Hmm.. it seems my office is having a Christmas Party right now, so I'll have to leave you with this footage. My personal thoughts on this though, is that they have obviously have put some time into this, and it's something CAPCOM has been w...

 
 
 
 
 

News in Film : Batman The Dark Knight (Update!)

Yes, actual new information is coming out today, not unlike our local anomaly GayBear. You see, since the move I Am Legend is having it's grand debut, that means the seven minute long trailer to The Dark Knight is due! Sometime? Right? Well...

 
 
 

An 80's Video Game Rap : A FNF Contest Reminder

This is just a friendly reminder to anyone with an Xbox 360 that's thinking about joining Friday Night Fights tonight, that if you would like to recieve $10-20 dollars worth of MS points (pending on a tie) and Bomberman : Act Zero, then get...

 
 
 

Hey Stupid

Our wonderful local drunk, Ron Workmeng, has shown what really goes down behind the scenes of our most secretive industry that involves games : The Video Game Awards. I just thought I'd share this with you... SO THEN HE SAID... BUT ...

 
 
 

News in Film : Knight Rider the Re-Movie (Update)

Lots of upcoming rehashed movies that are being rereleased so we can rewatch the same reruns of retards : This is the defenition of Re-Movie, "when Hollywood is so out of ideas that they resurrected the horses they beat to death years ago."...

 
 
 

News in Film : Uwe Boll's first good film? No.

"Say it ain't so Snaileb!" Well my precious Destructicans, I'm afraid so. While none of Uwe Boll's previous video game to film adaptions have impressed me, even scarred me, this film looks to have alot of promise. I swear, it's got floatin...

 
 
 

Portal 360 v.s. PS3 (HD Video)

Now, I really have to say that the last comparison video I showed you guys was really all about Half Life 2, and even though it was misleading as the title said The Orange Box, this time I'm bringing the sexeh back. I mean the Portal back. ...

 
 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 20 : Irontoid

That right there? Yeah, that's badassery, who is Irontoid. He will be overseeing FNF this week. If you in anyway fail or corrupt our precious gaming ceremony, Irontoid will be there to make you regret it. Alot of vagina goes out to itemf...

 
 
 

New Year : New Avatar, thanks itemforty!

I know when you change your avatar, it's usually a big deal, and this is no different. Normally, I wouldn't have wasted this perfectly good blogging space just to tell you my avatar has changed, no sir. Instead I bring you this Stormtrooper...

 
 
 

The Orange Box : 360 vs PS3

Lately these videos have been popping up more and more, but more often than not the differences between the two systems are usually unrecognizable to the untrained eye. Lucky for us we have you, gentle Destructoiders, who are able to nit-pi...

 
 
 

Berries and Cream : Is this gay?

This was an old Starburst commercial that some of us were talking about during an ass spanking match in Call of Duty 4. The wonderful Jim "Marmalade" Sterling actually sang this to us and let me tell you : the word epic doesn't even come cl...

 
 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 20 : A Contest!

That right there? Yeah, that's badassery, who is Irontoid. He will be overseeing FNF this week. If you in anyway fail or corrupt our precious gaming ceremony, Irontoid will be there to make you regret it. Alot of vagina goes out to itemf...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 19 : War is Hell

Ok, so I seriously screwed up FNF for tonight. We only have confirmed hosts for COD4, and Rock Band on the 360. If anyone else would like to host please feel free to do so, but make sure you let people know in the comments section. Today ...

 
 
 

Speculating the Obvious : It's Christmas Time

The smell of pine trees and frost, or maybe it's the pumpkin bread and egg nog. For us gamers, we love that new game smell. Don't lie to me! I am not the only one who has dug his nose into a fresh case of video game and inhaled for 5 minu...

 
 
 

News in Film : New Trailers and Matlockery

Hey Destructoid, are you READY TO FRIDAY??? Well if not then these new trailers will definitely get the mood going. I realize that Clockwork has already posted this earlier, but I will post it again because I'm a loser with no original m...

 
 
 
 

Revival of the Multiplayer : Gears of War

I don't know how I feel about this. Here I am at work, quietly fapping to Destructoid and various forms of fappery, when all of a sudden I click My Blog and start writing the title. Where did this come from? How did it come to be? Just plai...

 
 
 

Things that Mass Effect Remind me of

I cannot stress how much I love this game. Actually, I am going to try, but like all good things on the internet it's awesomeness can only be concieved in one true form : A list. I might get shamed on for this, especially since it's NOT ...

 
 
 

Batman & Indiana Jones Movie Crossover

You read that right : Right now, there is an epic crossover being considered between the films and the respected characters Batman, and Indiana Jones. There's been alot of dispute about this movie seeing the light of day, and conflicts have...

 
 
 

XBOX 360 Backwards Compatibility Update : Nov. '07

Now we can all play BLINX! Cereally I am pretty happy about being able to play Worms 3D. Is anyone else? I mean, happy about the update. I know everyone hated Worms in 3D. 2006 Fifa World Cup Germany 25 to Life AMF Bowling 2004 Apex Aren...

 
 
 
 
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