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Dtoid Merch has Arrived!

Before I go any further, let me first just say "THANK YOU OMG" to Justice, or Poetic Justice, for making this bad ass drawing of some sort of Caleb snail hybrid.. I think I shall call him, Snaileb. :) So my Destructoid Merch arrived in...

 
 
 

News In Film : First Look at Wolverine

Better known as Weapon X! This movie has been the first of many X-Men spinoffs that you can expect. Besides our furry clawed friend (no not that one) we will be seeing Magneto The Movie. All these movies will be of a long series called X...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 29 : Every Rose has it's Thorn

Thanks GayGamer.net, for this disturbing image. Wow, I've been gone for almost 2 months, and it seems everyone has already taken alot of time to devote themselves to Friday Night Fights. That's what it's all about right? Gamers, getting ...

 
 
 
 

Weekend Night Blogging : I saw cats..

Good evening robots! I don't usually blog on the weekends, but I thought I'd stop by and say hello. I saw alot of good GI/BI blogs, and can't wait to see what makes it up to the front page next. Congrats to BigP. I bought Devil May Cry ...

 
 
 

Killer Instinct 3 C-C-C-Coming soon?

I have no clue if this can come to light or not, after the whole Gamepro slip up. The rumor first started as a RARE Christmas card sent out to people, with a stocking that read KI3. I can't find the article anywhere or I'd link you..(upd...

 
 
 

Nerdcore Anime is Potentially NSFW

This is breaking my tradition of film blogs, but this was so hot I had to share. I'm really surprised no one has brought this to our attention earlier. You see, our dear ol Britini Martini has a swanky job as an editor for GamerGirl.com, a...

 
 
 

Blogging the Month

Lately all I've been doing are the News in Film blogs, and they help quench that need for writing and selfless feeling of contributing to the community, but a man can only blog for so long. I didn't even really have a title for this, since ...

 
 
 

News in Film : Superhero Movie

First, I know what you're thinking : "Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Generic Spoof Movie 3 were utter crap!", and you make a good point sir. This will be alot different, alot less rushed, and absolutely alot more funny. From the direct...

 
 
 

News in Film : Marvel Zombies The Movie

Oh yes, you heard that right!! I had to hold back on putting 10 exclamation points at the end of the freaking title! Oh please let this happen. Sorry.. about that. Anyways, while Marvel movie studios are busy pumping out those money making...

 
 
 

News in Film : Jack Brooks the Monster Slayer

Jack Brooks is an ordinary (besides being Canadian) man, who has an ordinary pluming job, with ordinary phobia's. Unfortunately, these phobia's were not spawned by ordinary tragedies. As a boy, Jack Brooks witnessed the horrible murde...

 
 
 
 

News in Film : Justice League Film is a GO!

Oh man, this is excellent news!! I feared the worst for this movie (besides from the crappy cast), and I really didn't want to give anyones hopes up so I didn't feel the need to post any of this info. Now with recent news telling us that...

 
 
 

News in Film : Get Smart Trailer & Toy Story 3

Hello Destructoid! I know how many of you are rabbid movie fans, and I was asked about this particular series of blogs that I discontinued. Well hopefully this is the epic return, because if I decide to continue this then it will be the onl...

 
 
 

News in Film : Diary of the Dead Trailer

Once in a while there are great films that change the way we visualize certain mythologies and take us to that new feeling you experince whenever said movie makes its debut. This is no different, and I hope you feel the same. I've been keep...

 
 
 

The Fall of Dtoid

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SPAM! PENIS TOO SMALL? DONT SPEAK ENGLISH? NO PROBLEM!!! LULULULULZ NO WAIT, I HAVE ONE VIDEO TO SHOW YOU! ITS JUST ONE! YEAH AND ALL THESE GREAT ARTICLES SURROUNDING ME? IGNORE THEM! 1000 COMMENTS FOR ME! BECAUSE ...

 
 
 

Snails Tales : Metal Slug 3 Review & Help

Hey Destructoid, long time no blog. I haven't blogged in so long, "God" has been telling me how much I suck for about a week! Well like murder, the first one is always the hardest, so let's just get this out of the way now so I can continue...

 
 
 
 
 
 

I Missed You, Destructoid : A Request

Warning : This blog may or may not be extremely long, but in many more cases than one it should be worth it. Hey there Destructoid! First, I haven't had any internets all week, so let me just say Happy New Year! As late as a snail can ...

 
 
 

Action Figures : Marvel Zombies (Pic)

Destructoid, I have a confession. A nerdy one at that. You see, over the years I've collected at least tens of thousands of dollars worth of Star Wars memorabilia. Most preferably, the action figure. Yes, from the Millenium Falcon to Sith...

 
 
 

A Very Special C.B.M. Christmas

Ok, so I know what you're thinking when you read "CBM" in the title, but this is an actual Destructoid Christmas miracle. No, your parents didn't get back together and your dog is still dead, but Merry Christmas anyways. I'm talking of a...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 22 : STFUAJPG '07

Thanks to GuitarAtomik for unknowingly being the inspiration, if you want the shirt, go get it. Also a big heads up to the IRC for helping with the title. You guys scare me. Happy Holidays Destructoid! It's post Christmas time, but that...

 
 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 21 : Season Beatings

Max Vest & bhive01 get extra coal in their stocking this year for their epic photo skills. Hey there Destructoid! It's Friday again, and the holiday is upon us. Christmas is right around the corner! Going out to do some late night shoppi...

 
 
 

News in Film : New Hellboy 2 Teaser Trailer

Well I wanted to get this one in here quick, and I did, so now I have time to actually review this sucker. I actually had to dig through a bunch of HTML to get the code, I can't believe it worked! Anyways, I'll say it first : this looks d...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fights 21 : Season Beatings

Max Vest & bhive01 get extra coal in their stocking this year for their epic photo skills. It's the season folks, it's the smell of pine, the taste of eggnog, those paid vacation days, and of course Friday Night Fights. Yes, Turkey Day w...

 
 
 

Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Teaser Trailer

That's all there really is to say. Except out of all the trailers I've seen (Bionic Commando, Street Fighter, Duke Nuke em, Ninja Gaiden) this has been the most dissapointing. Source : Megatonik

 
 
 

An Open Letter to Capcom and Friends

Dear Capcom, Hello! My name is Caleb, I'm 21 years of age and I like to play video games. I don't really enjoy myself if I haven't played a good game in a while. I get cranky, bratty, sometimes I'm even a down right prick. So I was wonderi...

 
 
 
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