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Metal Slime

Okay, Dtoid, check this shit out. This here's a metal slime. First off, he was designed by Akira Toriyama, the guy who made Dragon Ball. Can you name the guy who designed Ekans? Did he create a wildly popular, meme-spouting anime seri...

 
 
 

We are Inconspicuous_Organic

Or, Embracing the Metagame. It may shock you all to learn that I am as much of a traditional gamer as I am a video gamer. Actually, that was presumptuous. It would shock you, if anyone gave a crap about some schmuck on the internet. Nev...

 
 
 

The Hardcore Gamer's Sonnet

This was whipped up in about 30 minutes to for my Poetry professor. I figured people might enjoy it. It is an Italian-style Sonnet, for all the shit that entails. THE HARDCORE GAMER’S SONNET O’er hills of polygonal splendor He brandish...

 
 
 

Dear Bioware:

Thank you for Mass Effect 2. Thank you for removing the Mako. Thank you for making more than 3 interiors. Thank you for vastly improving the gunplay. Thank you for cutting down on unnecessary RPG elements. Thank you for limiting the loot to...

 
 
 

Beauty and the Beast Turned Me into a Zombie

...Or, Why I Think Interactivity is the Current Pinnacle of Media My Father has a favorite story from my childhood. It has to do with me, at age four or five or so, the first time I saw an animated film. That film was Beauty and the Be...

 
 
 
 

Limited-Time Seasonal Events Frustrate my OCD

A lot of people in the Champions Online community were frustrated that, compared to October's Blood Moon and, well, most multiplayer game seasonal events in general, this December's Attack of the Misfit Toys was half-assed. They bemoaned...

 
 
 

Here's Hoping for some Wacky Alien Sex

WARNING: THIS NOTE CONTAINS LOTS OF MASS EFFECT NERDINESS, SPOILERS, AND FANBOYISM. On the eve of Mass Effect 2, which I can decidedly say I am preordering, I've returned to Mass Effect 1, in one part to refresh myself on the story, and in...

 
 

About SimonSaysDieone of us since 1:43 PM on 12.19.2009

My name is Liam, and I love explosions, history, people getting punched in the face, gas masks, leather gloves, broadswords, nice hips and legs, the internet, dogs, and rugged stubble in no particular order.