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Metal Slime

Okay, Dtoid, check this shit out. This here's a metal slime. First off, he was designed by Akira Toriyama, the guy who made Dragon Ball. Can you name the guy who designed Ekans? Did he create a wildly popular, meme-spouting anime seri...

 
 
 

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The Hardcore Gamer's Sonnet

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Dear Bioware:

Thank you for Mass Effect 2. Thank you for removing the Mako. Thank you for making more than 3 interiors. Thank you for vastly improving the gunplay. Thank you for cutting down on unnecessary RPG elements. Thank you for limiting the loot to...

 
 
 
 
 
 

About SimonSaysDieone of us since 1:43 PM on 12.19.2009

My name is Liam, and I love explosions, history, people getting punched in the face, gas masks, leather gloves, broadswords, nice hips and legs, the internet, dogs, and rugged stubble in no particular order.
 

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