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Microsoft Is A Robot And Hates Everyone

Throughout the days, many o' xbox gamer have shipped their best friends out in a cardboard coffin. There are stories behind every xbox, from refurbished ugly xboxes, to month long ship back times. But this story is saddening and a bit distu...

 
 
 

Christmaslulz, Also Box!

In the spirit of Christmas and caroling and whatever communists do on this holiday. I bring you joy in the form of video. May be old but always good for a hearty X-mas laugh. Plus, as promised I bring you a gift you should have gotten so...

 
 
 

Tech Round-up!

First off, we've got a sweet flip-book movie which could have been better with sounds like *Vwing* and *Shazam!* but very impressive nonetheless. There was recently another movie released based on ze Matrix . I remember trying to make fli...

 
 
 
 
 

Songs That Should Be In Rock Band Pt 3?

It's all downhill from here ladies and gents. This week is the release of the the game we call Rock Band. With the oncoming approach of said game, I decided to do another one of these here thingies. Er clogs. Reel Big Fish-Beer Punk sk...

 
 
 

10 most expensive games ever, a wtf moment

URLZOR I am slightly perplexed by this collection of games because I had never heard of them before. Nor did I know that they had a collection of games in one cartridge for a tournament. Which is a fucking genius idea. This makes me want t...

 
 
 

My thoughts on CoD 4 MP

I've been in a world made of dreams and bullets the last few days, Call of Duty 4 is amazing. Amazing like my xbox 360 spouted out unicorns. Fucking amazing. The maps in the Mp are very original and different and I have yet to get bored or ...

 
 
 
 

Songs That Should Be In Rock Band Pt 2?

As I read Excremento's Songs That SHOULD be in Guitar Hero. I gotsta thinkin, and thinkin's bad, for me has a small brain. But onto the bloggage! I wondered what songs should be in Rock Band? I know that I get to rock out on the drums like ...

 
 
 

Songs That Should Be In Rock Band Pt 1?

As I read Excremento's Songs That SHOULD be in Guitar Hero. I gotsta thinkin, and thinkin's bad, for me has a small brain. But onto the bloggage! I wondered what songs should be in Rock Band? I know that I get to rock out on the drums like ...

 
 
 
 

Another Awesome Halo 3 Multi-kill

Now this is just getting ridiculous, first off we had that cone suicide, then we had the disobediant sniper rifle and finally those darn magic grenades. Now we have another crazy kill(s) involving fun physics! I never get sick of these vi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Nes goes browser style, huzzah!

If you find yourself bored and longing for the days of old but don't want to download those pesky emulators, fear not! The guys over at Virtual Nes have the solution to your dismay. http://www.virtualnes.com/ I've been playing Megaman 4 ...

 
 

About Simmons 2pt0one of us since 3:46 PM on 10.01.2007

Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean muther hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind? The answer? Is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod lil' ole number, designed by me, and built by me. And you best hope, I don't point it at you.

I use teh GOOZEX

I enjoy most FPS mostly Team Fortress 2, and I am an MMO whore




 
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