God was listening.

This game has you bitch-slapping your way to the top as you crush your enemies with lightning reflexes and have lengthy Japanese conversations with them. It's a fun little flash game, with the only downside being that it's not for the Wii.

Yet.

In other news, Destructoid should start up Sunday Sidequests again. Any editors feel up to it? Maybe I should just do it from the C-blogs. I get bored.