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About ShakeyJakeone of us since 4:00 PM on 09.15.2011

I worked as a lion tamer in a Mexican circus under the name "El Guapo," which is Spanish for "Human Cannonball."
I can kill two birds with one stone, provided those birds are fightless and their combined area is less than the bottom of said stone.
Ron Howard once called me "The Don Knotts of Balloon Racing."
 

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