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VIDEO - Sleepy Seymour Rants: Viscera Cleanup Detail

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I'm sleepy Seymour, and this is a video game. 

Like most humans end up doing in the morning (or at night, I don't judge), I get up. Although, when I get up, I begin the day with either the Internet or video games. They're my bacon and eggs. Or butter and pancakes. Can anyone else pull off a wank in the morning? Again, I don't judge. 

Anyway. To be more specific, this videoed game is...



Being the sleepy Seymour that I was, I didn't particularly enjoy this parodied take on simulation games. Janitorial work? Ahahaha.

Aha.

Uh.

I'm, in actuality, well aware of the appeal of Viscera Cleanup Detail (and it's spin-offs). It's like the game knows how stupid it is, as well as you. So it's like you and the game are laughing together at whatever minuscule thing you find yourself doing (whether it be mopping, tossing away trash, making a bigger mess with your limited moveset, etc.).

It's cheap, short, but to the point. You either think it's stupid/ridiculous and you laugh along, or you find it sincerely boring and jump out your chair onto a pile of upright pieces of broken glass.

Oh and this might turn into a series thing!
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About Seymourone of us since 7:20 PM on 08.28.2011

Your resident Shin Megami Tensei lover. I can barely name ten demons off the top of my head.

I also love musical sounds and make them! https://soundcloud.com/justin-stewart-57



Favorite Games:

Resident Evil 4
Persona 4: Golden
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Super Mario Galaxy
Alan Wake
Shin Megami Tensei IV
LIMBO
Portal 2
Uncharted 2
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Deadly Premonition
Elite Beat Agents
Flower
The Darkness
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Quest
Halo: Combat Evolved
Overwatch
Borderlands 2
Dead Space 2
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Left 4 Dead 2
The Long Dark
Bioshock 2
Super Mario Bros 3
GTA: Episodes from Liberty City





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