What took place during yesterday's "Game of the Year" awards was just sickening. As I am typing, I am vomiting. Still vomiting. Eugh. It's everywhere.
Why did you choose X over Y? Also, Z wasn't even a nominee! WTF? Well, I probably don't have all (or even one) of the answers you want, fellow concerned community members. Because, most likely, I am not Hamza, Steven, Chris, or any other Dtoid staff member. Even better: I am a REAL gamer. I actually PLAY video games. Not like those jerks.
So, here are some REAL awards from a REAL gamer just like you!
Best Platinum Games Game - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
FUCK YOU DESTRUCTOID!!!!!1!!1!1!111
GAME OF THE CENTURY - The Last Of Us
Best Game I Haven't Played - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Best DILF (Down(Loadable Content) I'd Like To Fuck) - The Stanley Parable HD Demo
Most Awesome - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Best - Super Mario 3D World
Stinkiest Piece of Shit - Bioshock Infinite
Best Indie Game - NOT Gone Home
Best NCILF (New Character I'd Like To Fuck) - Tanooki Rosalina
Most Tolerable Non-Game - Beyond: Two Souls
Most Responsible For The Downfall Of Destructoid - Hamza Aziz
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About Seymourone of us since 7:20 PM on 08.28.2011
Your resident Shin Megami Tensei lover. I can barely name ten demons off the top of my head.
I also love musical sounds and make them! https://soundcloud.com/justin-stewart-57
Resident Evil 4
Persona 4: Golden
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Super Mario Galaxy
Shin Megami Tensei IV
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Elite Beat Agents
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Quest
Halo: Combat Evolved
Dead Space 2
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Left 4 Dead 2
The Long Dark
Super Mario Bros 3
GTA: Episodes from Liberty City