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Comments of the Week: Lovingly Restored Edition


This week I have been setting out remastering classic titles from the past for the modern generation, with their love of anti-aliasing and blooming lensflare. I'm sure you will agree that these improvements will help bring these classic titles to a new audience.


Starfox 64

Max Payne

Now, on to the comments!

From Molyneux's latest, Curiosity, has been delayed

The middle of the cube in Curiosity contains news that Kim Kardashian is dating Hitler confirmed.

From New Final Fantasy title is not called 'Lightning Saga'

Where's the love for Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana too?

From Rejoice shoot-em-up fans: Under Defeat HD is set for PSN!

I'm fine with this, as long you don't take away my Pantless Teen Soldier Destiny Fighter games. I live for those.

From The Sleeping Dogs demo is now live

COLLAGE TIME! This week, the theme is "Sleeping Dogs Rhyme Time". Chris Carter opened the bidding, while Occams electric toothbrush, Arttemis, Isay Isay, NotoriousBIG420, Handy and Kurlija raised the stakes.

From Ubisoft claims 95% piracy rate, will go F2P in response

Best place to download pie: The Pirate Bake.

From Nintendo Power may be going under (Update)

"Cat Fancy"? That shitrag is still going is it?

The discerning cat owner has always been about "Catzia", with hot articles such as:

- "10 Tips To Make Your Cat Purr In Seconds!"

- "The Cat from Sabrina The Teenage Witch Talks Exclusively About His Catnip Addiction"

- "Telltale Signs That Your Cat Is Seeing Other Owners."

From Ico, Shadow of the Colossus producer Kenji Kaido quits

Our man at Sony, jimboxxx, gives us the scoop.

From Jimquisition: EA vs. Zynga - The Lesser of Two Evils

Let's clean the pigeons out of of the intake vent of the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope and throw this essay in to see what pops out.

Remember, the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope was not built to show mercy - it was originally built to make cappuccinos frothier. As you can tell, something went terribly wrong.

From Lollipop Chainsaw is Grasshopper's most shipped title

You're so vain, I bet you think this Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope was built for you, don't you? Don't you?

Please keep the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope in a cool, dry place.

From COD: Black Ops II Hardened, Care Package edition details

One more? Alright, one more:

Remember - always spay your Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope. The last thing you want is lots of little Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scopes running around, nipping at your ankles.

You may be wondering why jimboxxx's comment didn't get gazed through the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope. Unfortunately, this is because trying to run a jimboxxx comment through the Super 3D Bullshit-O-Scope brings up a few...complications...

That's it this week. Goodbye, sweet princes and princesses.
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About Sean Daisyone of us since 11:13 AM on 07.16.2009

Formerly CaptainBus.

Commentoider and MassDebate founder/contendor. Has heard a lot of jokes about helmets.


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