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LONG BLOG

Scary Granules Episode 7 : Pancake Space Marines

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You see a figure on the distant horizon.

Running towards you.

Buckled and braced in body armour, sleek sleeves of rigid ceramic shielding the length of his body from harm; alert and watchful, a pulse rifle gripped tight to his chest he keeps a steady eye on the distance. As others form up behind him he takes a step forward, striking an imposing figure, but it's only as he does so that you notice:

He's made of pancakes.


...And also that he's carrying a signed official promo for Scary Granules Episode 7!



THAT'S RIGHT GUYS, WE'RE BACK.

AND WE'RE PROBABLY NOT ANY FUNNIER THAN WE WERE BEFORE.

HI



*waves*

Things get down and dirty fast this week as we discuss Binary Domain, Borderlands 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Batman Arkham City, Don't Starve, and a bit of Dungeon Keeper and Lords of the Realm 2. We haven't read any books this week, as apparently we're illiterate, so don't go expecting anything approaching... err... big words.

YEAH...



Found-footage movies come up as we discuss The Helpers, Diary of the Dead and Rec 2 among others things we've seen. Glowbo then lists literally every movie she's ever seen and will ever seen - she's like a cold, hard, movie-fact machine! Trust me, it's probably the best part of the podcast!

Then in the second half things get super serious as we discuss the spectre of creepy fan-worship in the entertainment industry, we share our videogame lovelife fantasies and then Glowbo declares that the only way she'll ever accept a space marine in her life is if he's been battered and beaten with a whole lot of yoke!

(OH MY!)



So why not give Scary Granules episode 7 a listen, you might even like (bits) of it!

Scary Granules Episode 7 - Pancake Space Marines

DOWNLOAD HERE - http://sdrv.ms/WBjM3o

Direct Link

questions/abuse/mad rants about Michael Ironside's paunch can be sent to us at:

[email protected]

Or alternatively talk at us directly:

https://twitter.com/Acidmphino/
http://flavors.me/glowbear/
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About Scary Granulesone of us since 7:39 AM on 11.17.2012

Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.

If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!



Name us and we shall have power no more:

Scary Youtube Home

Glowbear's Channel
Panzadolphin56

Questions/abuse/rants to

scarygranules at hotmail.co.uk

Or reach either of us directly:

https://twitter.com/Acidmphino/
https://flavors.me/glowbear/

Echoes from the past:

Saying Herro
Episode 1
All About the Irelands!
Episode 2
Hey Tash What ya Connin'?
Episode 3
Space Lobster
Episode 4
In Which the Panties get Moist
Episode 5
The Christmas Special
Episode 6
Pancake Space Marines
Episode 7
The Arthouse Special
Episode 8
Little Kebab Shop of Horrors
Episode 9
Rub it on mah face
Episode 10
Birdman's Vagina Special!
Episode 11
Taking it up the Perry Mason
Episode 12
Hairy White Mexican Down
Episode 13
DeRezzed Special (2013)
Episode 14
Attack of the Stevil!
Episode 15
Hayden Christensen ate my dog
Episode 16
The Lust of Spock
Episode 17
Now Wash Dem Hands
Episode 18
Graceful in Bed
Episode 19
Armored Core Dildos
Episode 20
France is Creepy
Episode 21
Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit
Episode 22
Glowbear gets Willy Whispered
Episode 23
Attack of the Tentacle Monsters
Episode 24
The Clickety Clack 25th Special!
Episode 25
Buck Rogers Special!!!
Episode 26
Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire
Episode 27
Let the titties shake free
Episode 28


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