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Scary Granules Episode 18 - Now Wash Dem Hands

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Hey baby, how was your day at the meat factory? Good, huh? Why don't you pass me that raw chicken over there...?



STOP.

Look at what you're doing: hands no doubt slick with snot, saliva and various other bodily fluids, fresh from a hard day's work at the meat factory - just how much bacteria do you thinks on those hands of yours?



Yes, that's right. A lot. More than on a chubby Japanese Businessman's greasy bald spot after a prolonged karaoke session at any rate.

Would you have even thought about it if I hadn't mentioned it?

I doubt it, and yet every year literally millions of people die from too much bacteria in their faces. So go wash those hands!

...and then come back and listen to some quality podcasting!



Seriously, that's how tenuous the leaps between my jokes and the podcast have become.

It's not getting any better.

Anyhoo, on this week's show we discuss our racism, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon, Thunderhawk, Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, Sturgait: SG1, Still Life 1 and 2, The Conjuring, Metro 2033, The Amityville Horror and Warframe, amongst other things.



We also discuss some of the furore surrounding Dragon's Crown and der boobies, and the apparent Feminist conspiracy that ummm... rules us all from the shadows? :S Oh yeah, and we get into discussing Creepypasta (scary gaming urban legends) in the second half of the show.

So why don't you take those sparkling white fingers of yours and press play already, huh babydoll?

Scary Granules Episode 18 - Now Wash Dem Hands

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About Scary Granulesone of us since 7:39 AM on 11.17.2012

Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.

If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!



Name us and we shall have power no more:

Scary Youtube Home

Glowbear's Channel
Panzadolphin56

Questions/abuse/rants to

scarygranules at hotmail.co.uk

Or reach either of us directly:

https://twitter.com/Acidmphino/
https://flavors.me/glowbear/

Echoes from the past:

Saying Herro
Episode 1
All About the Irelands!
Episode 2
Hey Tash What ya Connin'?
Episode 3
Space Lobster
Episode 4
In Which the Panties get Moist
Episode 5
The Christmas Special
Episode 6
Pancake Space Marines
Episode 7
The Arthouse Special
Episode 8
Little Kebab Shop of Horrors
Episode 9
Rub it on mah face
Episode 10
Birdman's Vagina Special!
Episode 11
Taking it up the Perry Mason
Episode 12
Hairy White Mexican Down
Episode 13
DeRezzed Special (2013)
Episode 14
Attack of the Stevil!
Episode 15
Hayden Christensen ate my dog
Episode 16
The Lust of Spock
Episode 17
Now Wash Dem Hands
Episode 18
Graceful in Bed
Episode 19
Armored Core Dildos
Episode 20
France is Creepy
Episode 21
Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit
Episode 22
Glowbear gets Willy Whispered
Episode 23
Attack of the Tentacle Monsters
Episode 24
The Clickety Clack 25th Special!
Episode 25
Buck Rogers Special!!!
Episode 26
Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire
Episode 27
Let the titties shake free
Episode 28


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