There was a time where writing for a video games website was all I ever wanted. I use to put so much effort into making my old dtoid community blog look good, that I forgot to think about how some of the stupid shit I wrote could reall...

Not sure if things work as they once did here on Dtoid. Jim Sterling has left to work at The Escapist. I'm quite certain my very first blog here was me being a dick about how Escapist allows it's content to be full of shitty, fucked course ...

Album: Diamond Eyes Artist: Deftones Label: Warner Bros Released: May 18, 2010 Genre: Win Sounds like: A living, breathing, screaming Pablo Picasso painting of two lovers acting out the karma suitra in one big act of passion and then stab...

Look, this is going to sound quite perplexing but you have to understand that one does not will to dream things. Dreams are retarded...I'm sorry but they are. They mostly have no direct meaning so you have to analyze the piss out of them ...

Album: White Pony Artist: Deftones Label: Maverick Released: 06/20/2000 Genre: Nu-Metal Sounds like: A digitally modernized version of The Cure at their peak Being a pessimistic 26 year old, it's hard to take a look at the up and ...

Hey dtoid, I usually save this space for writing about gaming and all its wonder. However, lately I have been focusing on music a little more because my side job of contributing to a street press mag presents me with some wonderful opportu...

Being a citizen of Australia its rare we get the opportunity to see many great things. It costs too much for bands to come out this far and we only have a few capital cities to cater for. However when a band does make the effort to come d...

Alright Destructoid, I don't know about you, but I have had it up to here *point to head* with these petty piece of shit advertising campaigns about how to get ripped in 4 weeks. The before and after shots are...look, don't judge my writ...

Long time no see Dtoid. I have a job again and I fucking hate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do. On one of my very few days off I had a situation with some eggs which forced me to get the video camera out and then it led to the fol...

Modern Warfare 2 has minimized the perks from its predecessor and upped the collective of weapons you can dispose of your fellow enemy with. To be fair, there is an amazing selection that makes for extremely balanced warfare. From Sentry ...

Yeah, yeah. I know people. I know that this issue has been talked to death. But I am not here to talk about the level in question (to which I morbidly got great satisfaction from playing). I am here to discuss this issue that is; What the...

This is going to have a little bit more of a serious tone to it because I have been up all night thinking about...life. Now before you all start to facepalm yourselves and think of me as an emo, hear me out because gaming and you, yes you...

So...I am unfortunately coming to the end of my contribution to dTunes. Which is a shame because I love putting these articles together. But as RonBurgandy2010 has stated, it is always great to pass the baton onto somebody else to share t...

Alright, so I haven't dished up many balls out, kick you in the face kinds of music as of yet. But I guess that is about to change. Some would think that the following band are a little...full on. I don't disagree and it is because of th...

While not what you were probably expecting, you have most likely listened to Zimmer's music AND enjoyed it without even realizing. The reason for this is because he composes most big Hollywood cinematic scores. Creating a musical score ...

Being from Australia it is only natural that my first of the five musical acts I will be writing up for dTunes, is Australian. I'm not saying that the rest of the world doesn't have artists worth listening to. I'm just saying that not eno...

We have a robot for our mascot, hence we shit on everything on the internet without even trying. What Mechwarrior and Neon Genesis started, Destructoid has completed. If you fuck with us, we will fist your anus with a robotic cannon. FTW....

It was my first trip to the States and I didn't know what to expect. Things weren't going so well for me back home and I felt the best thing for me was to just vacate for a while, so vacate I did. I had gotten into trouble a while back, wh...

You heard it here first people...well, maybe. News is that the original king of horror and Spiderman film's has confirmed that he will direct the up coming World of Wafcraft movie. The following was taken from Slashfilm.com: Sam Raimi, d...

While writing for a local street press magazine last year, I had the chance to interview quite a few artists and review quite a few albums, films and games. So instead of just writing up about gaming, I figured there may be some other met...

Under the current place you would receive in society from disagreeing with the subject matter at hand, I am going to be extremely broad with my views on this topic so that every-fucken-body will be somewhat satisfied with my findings and no...

One thing man has proven in the time he has been the dominant species of the planet is that he loves to kill shit. Whether it be one of his own or of a different species, putting something to bed for good has always been something man feel...

It's funny, whenever I would go to the local shopping plaza (Australian version of The Mall) and walk past the EB Games store (Australian version of GameStop) I would always make it a habit of going in there to check it out. And it wasn't...

Oh yes people, forget everything you know about video game film adaptions because I came across a cataclysmic discovery on my lengthened trip to LA. Being a person of, lets say...original persona, I am not the kind of person that finds wa...

Congratulations Michael Bay, You have exceeded my expectations in your direction with your latest masterpiece, Transformers, The Rise of the Fallen. The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Robot Jox...your film is now in my personal fav...

lol Hey all,, I have just finished recoreing the eppside 7 of redused classic\ficaytion podcast. I feel that I am the only person who had the BALLS tp let themselves let go and not hold back from what it was they were feeling. As you wi...

So trying to get publicity for your podcast isn't easy. That is something that a few friends and I are learning. So instead of advertising and spamming the shit out of it through Destructoid (Even though it is a Destructoid exclusive), I ...

I have always wanted the kind of video game that really sets a standard in terms of realism. Like Hollywood with Film, most video game developers make Michael Bay style shit that has packed lots of punch and no plot. Discussing this with m...

My...how long has it been? I have truly missed talking shit to the masses. So I would like to apologize for my belated absence and blame it on working a full time job which sapped my will to live and train of thought. Now that I kicked it...

Even though this message has been previously sent out to our fellow destructoid brothers and sisters, I cannot contain my soggey pants...and so, I must let forth a mighty spurge of copy and paste to show that I too am a commited mother fu...