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I got ripped in 4 weeks (NVGR & Shortblog)

Alright Destructoid, I don't know about you, but I have had it up to here *point to head* with these petty piece of shit advertising campaigns about how to get ripped in 4 weeks. The before and after shots are...look, don't judge my writ...

 
 
 

My Set Up...like...My WHOLE set up

Long time no see Dtoid. I have a job again and I fucking hate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do. On one of my very few days off I had a situation with some eggs which forced me to get the video camera out and then it led to the fol...

 
 
 

*SHUNK* My Knife - Your Face

Modern Warfare 2 has minimized the perks from its predecessor and upped the collective of weapons you can dispose of your fellow enemy with. To be fair, there is an amazing selection that makes for extremely balanced warfare. From Sentry ...

 
 
 

THAT airport scene...Oh the humanity

Yeah, yeah. I know people. I know that this issue has been talked to death. But I am not here to talk about the level in question (to which I morbidly got great satisfaction from playing). I am here to discuss this issue that is; What the...

 
 
 

Gaming changed your life?...Oooooook then

This is going to have a little bit more of a serious tone to it because I have been up all night thinking about...life. Now before you all start to facepalm yourselves and think of me as an emo, hear me out because gaming and you, yes you...

 
 
 

dTunes 4

So...I am unfortunately coming to the end of my contribution to dTunes. Which is a shame because I love putting these articles together. But as RonBurgandy2010 has stated, it is always great to pass the baton onto somebody else to share t...

 
 
 

dTunes 3

Alright, so I haven't dished up many balls out, kick you in the face kinds of music as of yet. But I guess that is about to change. Some would think that the following band are a little...full on. I don't disagree and it is because of th...

 
 
 

dTunes 2

While not what you were probably expecting, you have most likely listened to Zimmer's music AND enjoyed it without even realizing. The reason for this is because he composes most big Hollywood cinematic scores. Creating a musical score ...

 
 
 

dTunes 1

Being from Australia it is only natural that my first of the five musical acts I will be writing up for dTunes, is Australian. I'm not saying that the rest of the world doesn't have artists worth listening to. I'm just saying that not eno...

 
 
 
 

I, the Author: I feel the need...

It was my first trip to the States and I didn't know what to expect. Things weren't going so well for me back home and I felt the best thing for me was to just vacate for a while, so vacate I did. I had gotten into trouble a while back, wh...

 
 
 

Sam Raimi to direct WoW film!

You heard it here first people...well, maybe. News is that the original king of horror and Spiderman film's has confirmed that he will direct the up coming World of Wafcraft movie. The following was taken from Slashfilm.com: Sam Raimi, d...

 
 
 

The Official Gamer's Sex Soundtrack

Lets face it, sex sells, this blog entry will probably get more views just for having the word 'sex' in its topic which proves my point...the world is driven by sex, and you are most likely included in that world full of sheep and if you a...

 
 
 

UNEARTH Interview (Music)

While writing for a local street press magazine last year, I had the chance to interview quite a few artists and review quite a few albums, films and games. So instead of just writing up about gaming, I figured there may be some other met...

 
 
 

Say 'NO' to drugs! (NVGR)

Under the current place you would receive in society from disagreeing with the subject matter at hand, I am going to be extremely broad with my views on this topic so that every-fucken-body will be somewhat satisfied with my findings and no...

 
 
 

Weapon of Choice - Volume 5

One thing man has proven in the time he has been the dominant species of the planet is that he loves to kill shit. Whether it be one of his own or of a different species, putting something to bed for good has always been something man feel...

 
 
 

I work at GameStop (please don't hurt me)

It's funny, whenever I would go to the local shopping plaza (Australian version of The Mall) and walk past the EB Games store (Australian version of GameStop) I would always make it a habit of going in there to check it out. And it wasn't...

 
 
 

VIDEO GAME - The Movie

Oh yes people, forget everything you know about video game film adaptions because I came across a cataclysmic discovery on my lengthened trip to LA. Being a person of, lets say...original persona, I am not the kind of person that finds wa...

 
 
 

A personal message to Michael Bay (NVGR)

Congratulations Michael Bay, You have exceeded my expectations in your direction with your latest masterpiece, Transformers, The Rise of the Fallen. The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Robot Jox...your film is now in my personal fav...

 
 
 

I am fcurnkED! *DrunkBlog!*

lol Hey all,, I have just finished recoreing the eppside 7 of redused classic\ficaytion podcast. I feel that I am the only person who had the BALLS tp let themselves let go and not hold back from what it was they were feeling. As you wi...

 
 
 

Questions in Gaming (Contains Tits)

So trying to get publicity for your podcast isn't easy. That is something that a few friends and I are learning. So instead of advertising and spamming the shit out of it through Destructoid (Even though it is a Destructoid exclusive), I ...

 
 
 

The Gamers Guide to Killing Real People

I have always wanted the kind of video game that really sets a standard in terms of realism. Like Hollywood with Film, most video game developers make Michael Bay style shit that has packed lots of punch and no plot. Discussing this with m...

 
 
 

Weapon of Choice - Volume 4

My...how long has it been? I have truly missed talking shit to the masses. So I would like to apologize for my belated absence and blame it on working a full time job which sapped my will to live and train of thought. Now that I kicked it...

 
 
 
 

All the Survival, None of the Horror

I am not usually one to judge the quality of video games because I believe that they are not easy peaces of interactive entertainment to put together. Games either tend to either pull me in or not and I usually give them enough time to do ...

 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice - Volume 3

Killing...it is in our genes from birth. Human kind has a blood lust, the same as vampires but in a different manner. In fact I believe that Vampires are a true bi-product of humanity. We see a car accident while driving, we slow down to ...

 
 
 

The Adaptation of Adaption

Sunday is a day that I usually sit back and reflect on the week that has just passed, and in doing so I usually think of something that really pisses me off. Inspired by Puppy Licks' brilliant article on humanity comparing the entertainment...

 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice - Volume II

Yesterday, we delved into the minds of the video game serial killer to see what the favorite tools of the trade were, and because we are a community, I have been educated on what instruments of death our dtoidians admire. I ran out of tim...

 
 
 

The Weapon of Choice

Since the dawn of time, Man, in his most violent stages has used whatever he can in order to seek out justice, defend what is rightfully his, crush to innocent and sometimes just vent by climbing a clock tower before taking himself out wi...

 
 
 

The Reflections of Society within Gaming

And now we will see why The Comedian was the Superhero most in tune with the real world. Due to Resident Evil 5, there have been a HUGE amount of people speaking up in regards to whether or not it is racially inappropriate, and as our goo...

 
 

About Samuel Dillingerone of us since 1:58 AM on 06.24.2008



Currently Playing:

...A lot of stuff

I like to fap...a lot.

I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.



I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.



I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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