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SEGA: The True Underdog Story

Before I start on SEGA and how it ruined my life with great satisfaction, I would just like to state that I decided to change my avatar again, for three reasons: 1- It was too good, I would find it hard to write a blog because I would be...

 
 
 

Demonoid + New Avatar = WIN!

Hey to my brothers and sisters, I know I haven't been on in a while and you all have eagerly waited for my next blog entry about training my girlfriend up in Streetfighter IV. (By the way, it is doing excellently...she could beat you down ...

 
 
 

10 things I think about when I fap

Not that I would really share that information with you. I know that if I did, you guys would be calling the people with the lab coats and black vans to come and take me away and put me into a padded cell. No, no, no...This is one of those ...

 
 
 
 

Pissing of pants due to Shenanigans (NVGR)

Considering how influenced I am with green leaves, it helps me justify my reason for assigning this film as one of all time favorite films... Because I haven't got the time to write up a full post before leaving for work (Yes, unfortunat...

 
 
 
 

That Chick from Yes Man (NVGR)

Ok, I have a high school crush on that chick from Yes Man...Zooey Deschanel... Don't ask me how I have this high-school crush, because I am 25 and high-school is waaaaaaay gone. Let me know if I am alone here because I think she is the sh...

 
 
 
 

Street Fighter HD...Why can't I quit you!?

There are moments in life where you just can't back down, no matter how much you get pushed around, kicked in the teeth or electrocuted by a big, green, ugly bastard named Blanka. One of those moments exists within the recently released ...

 
 
 

X(TC)Box 360

After the MASSIVE night I had last night (Happy Birthday Lucy), I really don't know how much I can write without collapsing (just goes to show how much I love my Dtoid). My friends and I took a journey through the cosmic gate and reached ...

 
 
 

Are you high?

We all know that weed is a much less damaging drug than say, alcohol or cigarettes but still it is frowned upon by most because it is illegal. In the research I have done (and I have done a bit), smoking marijuana has never made me violent ...

 
 
 

Democracy in Gaming?

After playing through the last wave of great games that have come out (Which has been quite large in quantity) I have come to the conclusion that there is no way there can be a Game of the Year. In fact, I think it is beyond stupidity that ...

 
 
 

Why am I getting paid to write this?

For all who like to abuse and criticize easy targets...here is yet another chance, because I go into writing this with full knowledge that I will most likely be looked at like I am some kind of self loathing moron whom needs to be shot. Ha...

 
 
 

Film VS Gaming

After my last blog, it got me thinking as to which is a greater form of entertainment. Film OR Gaming? Its a stupid question really because we live in a world where both forms of entertainment are available for us to utilize. However if in ...

 
 
 

Best Film Trailers of All Time (NVGR)

I figured, fuck it. I'm a gamer, but I also love my film, and since any decent film that comes out requires a shitty game to be released based on it (and vice versa), you could say that this fits into gaming in a weird...sorta...way. So......

 
 
 

Worldwide Gaming Documentary

My good friend (whom is a reformed World of Warcraft addict) filled me in on how he made close friendships with people in his clan. Many of them were American's who seem to love the Australian accent (God knows why) and after many raids and...

 
 
 

Is gaming a waste of time?

I can understand why many of you would read the title of this and go strait into hurling abuse at me, but hear me out. My Hero...My God I have been a consistent gamer since I was a pup, my first gaming console was a SEGA master system wh...

 
 
 

Obvious Gaming Problems...

Ok, lets think about the last 20 years of gaming (and gamers) and all the rivals it (and they) has had to put up with...and then, lets reflect on it and see if we can find a way to hopefully cleanse and create a better gaming society. Alre...

 
 
 
 

PROFESSIONAL REVIEWS??? WTF?!?

I don't know if anybody else can see it or if I am just being paranoid. So let me know if you kinda get this impression also. But I checked out Escapist's review of Fable II, and although it wasn't bad, I can't really say it was a review. ...

 
 
 

Video games: making kids kill since 1999

While I know that this topic has been discussed on a global scale and my blogs are usually just negative shit with nothing to back it up, I feel it is my divine right to call upon a few things about what people have been labeling video game...

 
 
 

Women and Video Games

To all female gamers, I apologize in advance for the inhumane level of sexism in this post. Ok, I have been playing Lost Odyssey quite a lot lately and I have taken a keen interest on Queen Ming (for all who don't know who I am talking ab...

 
 
 

Women...??? NVGR

If you have any fucken idea why OH WHY, they are so damn damanding, mysterious and hypocritical... then please let me know. Because right now, I am considering joining the army because CoD4 is better than slaving for a lost cause! I wan...

 
 
 

Yahtzee sells out...WHY!?

Before all you fan boys start lining up to hack me up with text, allow me to explain myself: *sigh* Many fan boys and Nu-Metal lovers will be jerking off over how good it (IT, being the NEW Zero Punctuation) sounds and looks, however I f...

 
 
 

Xbox Live = Morons

Hey again people, I have just had my before bed fap session and I am ready to lye down in bed and play Lost Odyssey (That word is so hard to spell). But before I do that, I need to address something that really pissed me off tonight while ...

 
 
 

The disc is unreadable...

For the love of fuck!! I love...and I mean truly LOVE my Xbox 360...I fall asleep with the controller next to me nearly every night playing Lost Odyssey or CoD4 (probably not the best idea to leave a system running all night that is known ...

 
 
 

CAD Haters & Yahtzee Lovers

In spite of recent events I feel I need to say something... Yahtzee cashes in on Team Troll: CAD. Some people like it and some people hate it, in fact most Dtoiders hate it and they don't even read it. So this makes me question why they ...

 
 
 

Video Games Characters who need to die!

Ok, lets reflect on the history of games and look at which characters we wish would just plain and simply piss off out of existance: In no particular order: Navi the fairy - The Legend of Zelda-Ocarina of Time - No, you listen bitch! I co...

 
 
 
 

The Greatness of Anime - NVGR

When my friends and I get together at wherever it is we decide to get together. Specially with my good friends RobotFart and DanMazkin, there will always be at least 1 hour of conversation about games and 1 hour conversation about Anime. Wh...

 
 

About Samuel Dillingerone of us since 1:58 AM on 06.24.2008



Currently Playing:

...A lot of stuff

I like to fap...a lot.

I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.



I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.



I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
 
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