About Sam van der Meerone of us since 9:31 AM on 07.20.2012
Sam. Sir Shenanigans. Not your daddy's kind of stupid. Can't decide what's for dinner. Big fan of dolly shots in movies, Japanese sweet potatoes, Hellboy, Indian food, God Hand, and Herman Melville. A pig's gotta fly.
We all love The Legend of Zelda, right? What kind of card-carrying narc of a gamer do you have to be to not find even the slightest tingle of joy in the adventures of the elven Link, haranged by the the preconceptions of...