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E3 Camp Letter: Mini Recap

To the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father", a little recap of the conferences and First days(Because I was bored and my mind tends to wander):

Hello mother. Hello father.
Here I am on - the e3 show floor
It is really- quite amazing
But for the ESA Ouya seems exasperating

First on the schedule-  MicroSoft's show
Lets all see how - this will all go
All of these games- are quite a thriller
To bad that "screw you" drm is such a killer

Onto the next show-  EA's presser
Showing off the- games we played last year
And the previous-  year before then
Damn I can't believe there's been 25 years of Madden

Ubisoft's conference-  I did not see
But the live blog-  sure sounded boring.
Last years e3- plus rabbids tv
And if you're fine with always online enter Tom Clancy

Sony came in-  an hour forty
Filled with mostly-  PR baloney
BAM no drm-  DAT 399
Don's  seeing stars while Kaz Hirai's seeing dollar signs

Last but not least- there was Nintendo
The games were solid- the show was less so.
Any suprises? - Well That's for sure:
Who would've guessed Megaman even existed anymore?

Sure there may have-  been some others
But let's be honest-  who even bothers?
They were mostly-  less than stellar
At least Square Enix pulled VS13 out of their cellar
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About Ronin4lifeone of us since 11:12 AM on 08.23.2011

I never know exactly what I should put in these things so I usually leave them blank.... >.<;
Well, I suppose a short summary wouldn't hurt:
I like video games and gaming in general. I'm still pissed that Gintama was cancelled by viz. My brain refuses to learn Japanese (or maybe I'm just too lazy?... nah.)
Penguins are awesome, as are giant robots and feudal samurai armies.
And I'm pretty awful at introductions, if this passage is anything to go by.
Well, that's enough self exposition for one day. ^_^;

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