TUCSON, Ariz. -- About 800 small dogs, mostly Chihuahuas, were found in filthy conditions in an elderly Tucson couple's home in rural Avra Valley, Pima County sheriff's deputies said. There were also 82 fucking parrots. These people had to be deaf. 800 dogs and 82 parrots? Oh, here is the kicker. It was in a fucking trailer! I wouldn't shit you, you are my favorite turd. "This is the largest seizure that's happened in Pima County that I'm aware of," sheriff's Sgt. Terry Parish told the Tucson Citizen newspaper
Really? Do you mean that there was a small chance that maybe someone else had 800 FUCKING DOGS AND 82 PARROTS IN A TRAILER? Top knotch investigating Sheriff Sgt. Matlock.
It goes on to explain that police cracked the case after a woman bought a dog from the couple and reported the batshit crazyness. I know, you would think that the 800 fucking dogs and 82 parrots alone might make enough noise and stink bad enough to raise an eyebrow. You would be wrong.
800 DOGS AND 82 FUCKING PARROTS IN A TRIPLEWIDE TRAILER! GTFO!
"The home was definitely in very bad condition, urine and faeces all over the home, in the kitchen and bedroom, with a very strong odour," she said. "Obviously, 800 dogs in a triple-wide mobile home, they were packed in there. That being said, they were in pretty good shape."
Oh snap, I also just found out that you can in fact, spell 'feces' with an A and it is acceptable. GTFO!
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