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I can legally order pot online now. Super weird.

 
 

The Switch NES stuff is really slick. Love how quick it is to get in a game. Hate the game selection. Definitely not worth it right now.

 
 

I haven't played any Dragon Quest games since the first one on the NES, so I gotta say they've really improved the series. It's a really delightful experience, even as someone who doesn't play many JRPGs.

 
 

I started coming here when I was in grade nine, and now I just moved in with my girlfriend. Times are good and I'm incredibly excited. I hope everyone here is doing well. I'm always here. Watching.

 
 

Doom Eternal looks really good. The PC gameplay in particular looked way faster than the other footage, and I love that.

 
 

Okay, I really like Nioh, but enemies locking on with projectiles right until they're cast is a little ridiculous. Like, they give their tell for when you should dodge and then just snipe. A small gripe, but jesus is it annoying.

 
 

Yoooooooooo this is excellent. I now have my own theme song. Thanks Alphadeus, you wonderful dude.

 
 

Fuck me, my graphics card died and I might be out of a job. Sometimes life gives you a good punch in the dick.

 
 

Okay, here's a #Confessiontoid to end all my credibility here. I don't like cat girls (or anime girls, for that matter) and my favourite Final Fantasy is XV. There we go. Feels good.

 
 

Am I crazy, or are some older articles staying up at the top while newer ones get put below? It looks like there's no new news (ugh) so I end up missing some of that preemo CJ Andreissen shit.

 
 

David Cronenberg was at my girlfriend's graduation. Carry on.

 
 

What's with the sound editing for these Kingdom Hearts trailers? It's so awkward.

 
 

Bethesda was very okay. The last two games and the new Doom were what I wanted the most and that's what they spent the least amount of time on. I'm not a fan of talking about stuff that's already been released, too. Looking at you, ESO...

 
 

Yo I totally forgot that there's a Medievil remake coming out. I'm really excited about that; I hope it's shown at E3.

 
 

Why does the site have to lie about the amount of comments on the esports stuff? That's a bit silly.

 
 

#ConfessionToid I think Slay the Spire is a wonderful game, despite being in Early Access. Oh also I only ever beat Ornstein and Smough due to giant Ornstein jumping through a wall and plummeting into the abyss.

 
 

Wes and Occams writing together is the best invention since sex. Thank you, the both of you. 10/10

 
 

Also Bethesda Tweeted "Please Stand By" with that Fallout 3 loading screen and I'm excited.

 
 

So articles on Smash are now on the new weirdly formatted site? I don't know how I feel about this.

 
 

The biggest secret of all is that Ghost just made one of the best pop songs in a while. Good stuff.

 
 

There's a really great mini documentary on the current state of Japanese games that apparently no one watched. A lot of big developers are interviewed and it's really worth watching if you're into Japanese games and I know you are. Yeah, you.

 
 

I forgot to mention here that I wrote a blog! If any of you have the time, I would love if y'all read it. On a different note, I just got Metal Gear Solid V about a week ago and it's really good. The story is very, very dumb though. At least so far.

 
 

I'm going to be doing work as an archivist and transcriber this summer. Feels good to get work in my field, whatever it may be. Also I beat Final Fantasy XV a few days ago and it was real good, bad second half of the plot notwithstanding.

 
 

What a great time to bombard the CBlogs with ads I guess...

 
 

I just want to write this Valentine's about how much I love my girlfriend. She's a really great artist and she's dang cute. It'll be two years for us in April! (Suck it, Gaj)

 
 

On the note of getting Monster Hunter on PS4, y'all should add me. My ID is KilgoreTrout21 and... yeah.

 
 
 

I'd like to give a community shoutout to Alphadeus for making some dope music and for being a part of this community for so dang long now. Please listen to his stuff! #shoutoutoid

 
 

Aaaand that's Bloodborne! Beat every boss except for the Chalice Dungeon stuff. Gehrmann is easily the hardest boss. Moon Presence is way too easy. It's a frustrating game at times, but fuck if it isn't fantastic.

 
 

One time I asked Wes for his band's CD and all he sent me was his grandma's fingernails and a stale Cheeto.

 
 

About RocketKnightone of us since 6:34 PM on 12.15.2009

After reading Gaj's profile like a creep, I've decided to give myself a better bio.

Hey there, sexy. I'm a university student from Ontario that plays more or less every kind of game, even bad ones! I collect old game consoles, though I primarily play on my PC and whatever Nintendo console happens to be out at the time. My favourite games are Baldur's Gate 2, Fallout 2 and Resident Evil 4, though if I made a list of my favourites, it would be enormous. Bloodborne and Final Fantasy XV are currently eating up all of my time. Yum.

That's all. Hope you liked it. Hope it got a chuckle or two out of you. Hope you feel better about your crippling sense of loneliness.

(Thanks to Dango for the image below!)
 
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