Some sort of "Destructoid Community Manager/Contributor", whatever those are. Can you eat them?
A superelectromagnetic panda powered by Photon Energy and allergy medication. Robo Panda Z was built to fight the forces of procrastination and serial game restarting, but quickly succumb to both. When not busy failing to finish games, Robo Panda Z bakes, rambles about anime/manga (with impeccable taste), and attempts to steal the world’s supply of fluffy animals (with strictly limited success).
Kickstarter disclosures:
Wasteland 2
Battletech
Hustle Cat
Caramel Mokaccino
The Dtoid Master Gaming List 2016

-THE WINNERS- Thanks for waiting everyone! After an unscheduled illness, I'm back to announce the winners! Since most of you were in this for fun, the key distribution reached MAXIMUM FRIENDSHIP. Stellaris will go to... Rico Penguin! ...