With all this so-called drama over the past few days, it has made me come to realize a few things. First, it's made me realize that this is most likely my last blog written on here. Second, it's made me realize a few things about me and s...
Honestly, I really don't know why I stopped blogging. Maybe it's just my real life taking over or maybe it's the dream I had about Christian Bale that I refused to wake up from until now. I'm not gay. It's called Bromance. Look it up. ...
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam He...
See: title. It's over :( ... NVM OH FUCK SHE'S BACK. LIVE BLOGGING UPDATE: SHE IS DANCING WITH A VACUUM CLEANER. LIVE BLOGGING UPDATE 2: SHE'S GONE. LIVE BLOGGING UPDATE 3: SHE INSERTED A BLU-RAY DISC INTO HER 360. BRIAN CRECENTE INVO...
Ivy Infinite: B+K (to put her whip into sword form), While Standing B, WS B, WS B, WS B, WS B, etc. The timing is difficult at first (at least it was for me), but as he said in the video, the longer it goes the easier it is to do. So exp...
In a post last week, I issued a daunting challenge to all PC owners. Specifically users of Internet (Or [insert poorly thought out insult here]). I merely proclaimed that I am the greatest iSketch player in this here parts of Destructoid....
...with a goofy photoshop and Christian Bale. Predictable, ain't I? Destructoid is open for everyone, but at the same time, it's feels like a privilege just to be here. I love this site. I love love love love love love this site. I love ...
I've never played Guitar Hero, but I've always been interested in it. After watching this video, I feel like I could play DragonForce all day long and could at least beat it in 3 days. This man is a true Guitar Hero and I will spend the r...
Come on run away
You don't have to stay
You're running out of time
But you're doing fine So stay on track
And don't look back
Just feel the haste
Come on now race!! Everybody Super Sonic Racing
Gotta keep your feet right on the groun...
34 years ago this day, a man was born. A man who would change the lives of millions. A man who would redefine the way we look at movies. That man's name is Christian Bale. Born of a virgin in a manger outside of Bethlehem, Wales; Christi...
It has finally happened -- I am burned out by all of this Super Smash Bros. Brawl stuff. The daily updates didn't turn me off as much as they did for some people, but this recent influx of leaked info has just completely shut down my inte...
Good news for Wii owners! No More Heroes is coming out today! And if you haven't talked to me for the past week, you wouldn't know that I've gotten pretty excited about this game. But not just for my love for Suda 51, but also because, as...
Lasagna Cat VI Lasagna Cat VI (ラザニア猫VI, Rasagna Cat VI) is a console role-playing game developed and published by Fatal Farm (now FatalFarm.com) in 2007 as a part of the Lasagna Cat series. The game fi...
I hate Mondays, but I know my caffeine. I hate Mondays, so dance for me. I hate Mondays, so...hello? I hate Mondays, but Jon knows the truth. I hate Mondays! OH NO! I hope you all have a great, dog-free Monday.
Recently I played a game and I looked forward to said game for an extended period of time. After waiting for said extended period of time, I had emotions while playing it and these emotions made an impression on my brain. This internet lo...
I feared this day would arrive. It was only a matter of time before is was found. I'm sorry, but it's far too late. I cannot save you like I saved CNet from the protesters. But I will do my best to guide you to safety. Step 1) Gather all...
Here's a super-short review because I'm far too busy playing a couple new games I got to write 3-5 paragraphs on a new version of a very old peripheral. So I'm just going to cop-out yet again, make a list and hope you get too detracted by...
I guess I like it. There's a lot going on with the suit, but at least it's not one big mess of belts and zippers. I'm just glad that they finally got some gray into the costume. Also, the costume change apparently takes up a portion of th...
Well, gang, I did it! I toughed it out and defeated the CNet boycotters! I can't say I am surprised, though, as they didn't really put up much of a fight to begin with...kind of like France minus all of the brilliant thinkers. As you can ...
Previously... I've noticed that I have been agreeing with people far too often nowadays and have become disturbed at my inability to move against the grain. Despite only visiting GameSpot when given links to them or being forced to watch...
I've noticed that I have been agreeing with people far too often nowadays and have become disturbed at my inability to move against the grain. Despite only visiting GameSpot when given links to them or being forced to watch the video review...
Just a few minutes ago, resident DToid champion Professor Pew informed me of a new post on Aint it Cool News. The headline: Bruce Wayne[Christian Bale] is John Conner! Is there anything this man-god can't do? Don't answer that question....
I just beat Bowser a few hours ago. Hell yes! It was a great and epic 'final' battle. The ending was cinematic and beautiful. Really, really great stuff from a great game. Anyways, I have started collecting the post-game stars and it's a...
Pretty slick! I'm glad to see that they are doing more than just messing with the hue and saturation this time around. And if they can put leopard skin on Snake, they can put a hat on Lucas, right? Right?! They posted a few more of the u...
I was going to write this very long review of Super Mario Galaxy. I love this game so much, I could go on and on about it. Like, you know ... ever, out of curiosity, ask a Trekker why Klingons look so different in the original Star Trek? ...
I'm not too far into the game, so this may not be 'secret' to some of you that are further into the game than I am... but this is awesome. I'm loving this game. I'm loving this game to death. Not many games make me want to play them non...
With all this so-called drama over the past few days, it has made me come to realize a few things. First, it's made me realize that this is most likely my last blog written on here. Second, it's made me realize a few things about me and s...