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About Phild With Maliceone of us since 6:01 PM on 09.14.2013

This is my About You section. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My About You section is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My About You section, without me, is useless. Without my About You section, I am useless. I must write my About You section true. I must write straighter than my enemy who is trying to troll me. I must false flag him before he false flags me. I will...

My About You section and I know that what counts in this war is not the insults we fire, the noise of fanboys, nor the smoke we blow. We know that it is the ad hits that count. We will get ad hits...

My About You section is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sites and its bull. I will keep my About You section clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My About You section and I are the defenders of my account. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my ad revenue.

So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but cash!

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