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While I hope the upcoming adaptation of The Boys drops a lot of the F bombs (dont mean the cursing), it fucking better have Vas.


 
 

Apparently telling a girl that youre the "Guy Fieri of cunnilingus" is not something you should do. Live and learn. Donkey sauce.


 
 

Fuck. Abandon the internet. The ending has leaked. Twitter and youtube are flooded.


 
 
 
 
 

Sooooo... was shitting. It was hot liquid fire, and quite noise filled. That noise tho, is best summed up by the person in the stall next to me: "Bro, why the fuck yo ass sound like Predator?" I lost it, because it did sound like the chirp at the start.

 
 

Been installing and playing some stuff I never got to, and some I wanted to get at again. Syndicate is a fantastic fps still, that shouldve been a new ip. I miss the good Starbreeze but thanks for MachineGames. Now how is Quake Champions still a hot mess?


 
 
 

So... its time to end the saga, but its the Rise of Skywalker? Kind of dumb, but OMFGSTARWARSBITCHESITSTHEFUCKINGENDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That. Fucking. Laugh. Omg.


 
 
 

Hey yall. The Kickstarter for the (imo) amazing looking Prodeus is almost up. If you like retro fps at all, check it out. It looks so fucking good in motion. Omfg. Cant wait.


 
 

Well, 5 h attacks, one surgery, meds, an open heart surgery scare, and a mental breakdown later, Im finally on the road to recovery. Im so fucking relieved. Past few weeks have been so rough. Still a lot of stress and shit to figure out tho. #Striptoid


 
 

Holy shit. AssCree Oranges is only $12 in the Humble Monthly. Time to suck $12 worth of dicks. Thats... 240 dicks. Easy. #Striptoid


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Im disturbed that Walmart has its own curry. But this is great.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I have zero faith in the re-announced Stalker 2. But damn. Just realized we get Atomic Heart AND Chernobylite this year. Fuck. Yes.


 
 

Picked up Pokemon Go awhile back, as my first foray. Been plucking away, having fun. Then I meet this. Wtf is this? Is it human? Is it racist? Why do I want to fuck its mouth? Just wtf Pokemon?


 
 

About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. He is now almost 37 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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