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LONG BLOG

Contest Time - For a Month of Rift + Base game

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Funny that PK493 did a contest today (fingers crossed, I win), but I just got an email from Gamestop Powerup Rewards (come at me bro) and I would also like to run a contest. The prize is:

Just for PowerUp Rewards members, we're giving you a FREE download of the online adventure game RIFT, which includes 30 full days of FREE online gameplay. We could call this a $19.99 value, but any adventurer worth his armor knows it's so much more.

Redeem your unique code with the GameStop PC app, and you can join in all the role-playing action, battling epic beasts across mythical lands. Just note that after that first 30 days, you'll need to purchase a subscription to continue playing.

So yeah, I can't run it (nor do I play mmo's) and it looks cool, so why waste it? Here's an in-game screenshot just in case you're not familiar:



If you're still not sure, here's a Metacritic list of reviews

It did pretty damn great in reviews. So now you're all up to speed on the game, the question remains: What must you do? As much as I'd love to accept sexual favors (looking at you pink robe), I'll settle for a good, hearty laugh. That's right, make me laugh. Not chuckle, LAUGH. Use any means you wish, i.e. joke, picture, drawing, link to a video, etc. Just follow dtoid's rules for posting such things. I don't want anyone getting banned for this. By all means don't keep it clean though. Alright ye scallywags, have at it.

Contest ends: July 18th @ Midnight PST
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About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 34 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days He is a filthy game slut. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes mostly. The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Now he's a qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

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Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile




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His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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