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Patrick, would you like to see more photos of bread?


Almost 4 hours into Demon’s Souls (PS5) and am level 24 Royalty, suited in the Ancient King’s Armor (reeking of cheese), and am ready to get Crescent Falchion, farm some reapers, then go fuck Boletaria up good. Souls power fantasy is delightful.


“I’m getting hungry. You don’t want to see me when I’m hungry” - Jesus H Christ this movie really is an irredeemable mess. Even without the meme fodder it is objectively garbage.


Sometimes I like the internet. Source 🤷🏻‍♂️


To all my table top rpg-ers out there, y’all played Troika or Bones Deep? If so, ease of play, how’s the experience? Looking for new stuff for my DnD group. Heard stuff using the PbtA rules (2d6 only) is great like Heart or Spire 🤷🏻‍♂️


Well, just beat my GOTY and, thanks to encouragement from folks especially @ThisIsMyBoomstick (and a little cloud save scumming), I’ve platinumed Elden Ring. Now where’s that bastard Sword Saint…


“Behold, I am become death, destroyer of worlds” - I beat Malenia on the first try 😳 and did so handily. --Edit: Ok, OK, second try technically. She one-shotted me after the intro cinematic the first time, lol.


Man, Elden Ring is 100% going to be a game that, when I beat it, I’m going to feel totally adrift for a bit lol. It’s been so damn fun. I’ve got maybe idk 4 hours left? It’s real close now.


Yeah I cheesed Commander Niall, and I'd do it again too! Bastard was harder than any mainline boss -_-


Posting bc this is my treasured community & I need to be accountable & also celebrate my own accomplishments. After having intense convos last week, I’ve finally nailed down a plan to get back to writing. And this AM I did it! Feels good to be back.


Bump: fixed. Thank fuck. OP: Imma be real pissed if I miss my first Whatcha Playing just bc disqus is borked 😑😑😑


Anyone in the US/Canada wanting an Xbox Series X? I got an invite from Amazon to buy one. All I’d ask is cost + shipping. Just hmu. Invite expires Sunday I think.


You all made known how epic this movie was and I *still* wasn’t prepared. Holy shit was RRR fucking amazing. Movie of the year for me easy. What an amazing piece of cinema. I’m legit blown away. 100/10.


Wow, that new Forspoken trailer on twitter really highlights the game’s writing and voice acting. I can’t even bring myself to link it.


Whenever I’m balls deep in a prostitute, it’s Gaj’s dank ass memes that keep me going. Happy birthday and thanks for the dank balls.


Elden Ring spoiler in the comments. Something that’s bugging me.


Had some extra PSN credit in the ole Wallet and nabbed - Ghostwire: Tokyo, The Quarry, and Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes. When I wrap Elden Ring I'll def run Until Dawn all the way through the DPA and Quarry. Also upgraded to Essential.


To all my Elden Ringers out there, how many side quests do you think you did? Tracking them is a huge pain and drove me to use a guide. I can def see myself burning out if I try to do most of them on top of everything else.


So I’m late to the game I realize, but Book of Boba Fett really blows right? Like, hard? So weird.


In happier news, something I’ve waited ages for… in the comments bc I still can’t figure how to embed links in qposts…


Happy birthday to my pirate daddy and one who taught me how to fuck hookers and get away with murder, good ole Heston. Love you buddy.


Hug your loved ones close folks. Apparently by some miracle the Bateman home avoided what could have been a catastrophic house fire. Woke up to AC dead, went out back, smelled burning rubber. Apparently the breaker box had a massive surge. Pics w/in


Bump: It's fixed, thank goodness. Now to juice this puppy down to 40 Fahrenheit. OG Post: Aircon broken. No help til tomorrow. Pat is melting. Pray for mojo.


Goin to see Steve-O’s Bucket List Tour tonight. Anyone been? Idk what to expect but heard it’s amazing (although fairly short). I’m stoked.


Just finished Let the Right One In and goddamn was that a masterpiece. I love me some Northern European cinema anyway, but this was beautiful. I couldn’t believe it wasn’t older than 2008. Heard the US remake is decent as well 🤷🏻‍♂️


After some forbidden guide usage (oops) I finished Varre's questline and found that sweet rune farming spot. So long, next 20 hours - hello LEVEL 100! This is the Souls power fantasy I've always wanted. FWIW - I only beat Godrick lol.


#angsttoid - Remember folks, if you truly love someone, don't gaslight them on a daily basis about their behavior. Brought to you by Pat's relationship.


What’s the worse predicament? I have no mouth and I must scream, or I have no anus and I must poop? #sundaywonderings


Bump: claimed! Will re-up if i can nab any others later!! *** Anyone want a disc-version PS5? I nabbed one from the Direct queue on random yesterday and am happy to sell at cost plus shipping. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ Just lemme


About PatBateman17one of us since 9:45 AM on 03.01.2016

Dtoid’s resident American Psycho. I love gaming, movies, books, questionable fashion decisions, and having a better haircut than that nitwit Marcus Halberstram.