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Dear recapper: I understand if you fail this. You do what you must just I have done what I felt I needed to do.

To Montgomery Albatross Ayn Randy Gimme a Handy Dixon:

You are our friend.





You are our compatriot.





You are an asset to Destructoid and help make this e-house and e-home for so many of us.





Some of us have had the privilege of knowing you intimately.





Boner.





You are 30.





But I prefer to think of you as two 15-year-old Tool fans duct taped together.





Black Jesus bless you.

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About Occamsone of us since 7:53 PM on 02.11.2009

I am a Community Blog Manager for Destructoid. I am also the resident Resplendent Black Grandmother. My mind is broken glass and my heart is swollen and corpulent, like a cheeto left in a puddle of Diet Coke.

Well that certainly sounded dramatic.

I, with the full support of the Shadow Council, have taken it up myself to hand out decoder rings to all new members here on the C-blogs. I also like handing out little bonus gifts as well depending on what's in the trunk of my car on any given day. I do this because I have things growing inside me. Dark, twisted things that need love. So let me love you.



Forever.





This is a past banner of mine that was made by fellow Dtoider and sexting partner Char Aznable. I have tattooed this on my heart. My apologies for it being cut off but I don't know how to make it smaller and screaming at the screen hasn't worked yet.



This is a picture Science Jesus and kind-voiced personal savior Beyamor drew while thinking about me. It's my old avatar but it still rings true in the hearts of men and beasts alike. I bet he wasn't wearing pants when he made it. A man can dream, right?



I was recently gifted with a Dtoid card. Its hard to put into words how much this means to me that I am finally a playing card.



I am the God King of my Heart.



Here are some pictures of things I like. I hope you like them too.






















LOL Andy was here LOL[img][img]
 



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