Dear recapper: I understand if you fail this. You do what you must just I have done what I felt I needed to do.
To Montgomery Albatross Ayn Randy Gimme a Handy Dixon:
You are our friend.
You are our compatriot.
You are an asset to Destructoid and help make this e-house and e-home for so many of us.
Some of us have had the privilege of knowing you intimately
You are 30.
But I prefer to think of you as two 15-year-old Tool fans duct taped together.
Black Jesus bless you.
- Sent from my Lisa Frank Dungeon
LOOK WHO CAME: