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Nicole Richie's Baby = Much Terror (Also hello.)

I've finally gotten off my ass and I'm going to be using the blogs as a way to improve my writing skills. I don't know how much will work it's way onto the community blogs here but I'll be trying to post alot on my myspace blog if you wan't to check it out. Anyway, without any further trying to get more friends on myspace, i'll let you get onto the crazy.
EDIT: Apparently BB/Code doesn't work at the start of a post, or something.


Now, I'm not really sure why I know this. But much like every other bit of tabloid celebrity "news", it manages to permeate it's way through all of the porn and games news the internet has to offer and find it's way into the squishy depths of my mind.

Normally this isn't a problem, I'd just forget about it and keep reading about Viva Piñata finding it's way on to the DS (Yay!). But this bit of news crept in and stayed in my mind like a parasite enjoying the sweet, sweet taste of the piñata candy that is my mind.

I just couldn't stop picturing a pregnant Nicole Richie though. No matter how many times I hit myself over the head with the keyboard....
I kept thinking to myself, "Doesn't she only weigh like, 3 pounds? Where is she going to grow a baby?". Just then a picture popped into my mind. A foetus, twisted and crazy from all the drugs, growing inside of the rake thin "celebrity" until he has no room anymore and is sqaushed up against the side of her uterus until her stomach resembles that poster from "The Frighteners".

But no, he doesn't stop there. Unable to stop growing, and with it's mind disturbed it bursts out of her stomach like it's 1979 and it's in a certain famous Sci-Fi movie. He then runs off and gets his own reality show on Fox in which he plays practical jokes on retired celebrities. He then has a whirlwind romance with Paris Hilton (who is attracted to the phallic shape of his head), marries her, and fathers a new race of creature that are so stupid that they can only survive for 3 seconds before their heart forgets to beat and they explode.

He is finally killed in a bizzare murder suicide that will baffle police for years to come. Ending this horrific nightmare so I can finally go back to dreaming about smashing a bunch of virtual piñata's while on the bus.

{NOTE: Ok, so maybe I could have picked a better topic to start my blog with, but It's been a long day of Final Fantasy. Anyway tommorow will be another (hopefully more inspiring) day.}
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About Nocturnal XVIIIone of us since 2:20 AM on 01.04.2007

Hey guys I'm Nocturnal_XVIII.

I've been gaming since I was four, and I'm currently struggling with being a poor gamer in Australia. At least the late releases give me a chance to save some cash, kinda.

Currently I own an Atari 2600, SNES, DS, Xbox and a PS2, and I'm starting to collect some of the older consoles (If anyone has any they're selling cheap, message me!) Some time in the near future I'll also be getting a 360, a NES and a new Monster PC.

I'm currently studying film, and I'll be studying game design next year with any luck. If you actually bothered to read this far then congratulations, you got further than I did proofreading this.

My Myspace page can be found here.
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