This should really not make me laugh as much as it did, because what we have here is essentially Charles Martinet making Mario shill out for Gamestop. He even does a bit about trading in games for credit, though he at least promotes buying the game new instead of used. And some of it just seems forced, such as when he says that the princess
makes his heart "go bada bing, bada boom, bada ba." Oh well, guess it's just a sign of the times.
Interesting footnote: not one minute after I saw this video, I got the call myself. Made me feel like I had wasted two minutes of my life.