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WoW: WotLK talent trees give me a raging nerd-on

The good folks over at Ripten have posted up links to leaked, alpha versions of the expansion's talent trees and some of the new abilities that we can expect. And I must say, the Death Knight's lists is rather boner inducing, if you're into that sort of thing.

Let me break down the math for you:

Plate class + diseases, summoning, and generally being an annoying fuckbag in pvp x DEATH COIL = zomgDOWANT.

So, you can see through this entirely scientific equation, the ship is sailing directly into a sea of awesome from which my social life may never return. It's a chance I'm willing to take.

And if that isn't enough to get your inner nerd skipping through a field of daisies and undead, the fact that Warriors will be able to DUAL WIELD with 2hand weapons should send you over the edge. Providing you play a warrior, of course (which I have been known to do).

The only downside is that it appears that Warlocks are being beaten, pummeled, and forcibly penetrated by the nerf bat. Which is sad, because I have also been known to play a Warlock. But, as long as the Death Knight ends up as fun as the talent tree suggests, I think I'll be just fine. After all, I can get my deathcoil on while WEARING PLATE ARMOR.

Mmmm. Plate armor...
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About Mutant Popeone of us since 4:19 AM on 04.30.2008

The Mutant Pope's choice in gaming: Anything with guns, swords, magic, missiles, magic missiles, zombies, ninjas, Nazis, Gods to be killed, kittens.

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