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I keep getting my ass kicked in spore. Help.

Spore is cool. Not exactly the end-all be-all of gaming, but a fun time none the less. I was devouring entire species and eradicating whole tribes with ease, I even nuked half the planet with an ICBM, which I have dubbed "the win button". But now that I'm in space I just can't figure out what the fuck I'm doing.

All of a sudden I'm trying to manage colonies that don't produce anything, and defending myself from a relentlessly aggressive and openly hostile neighbor. So! If someone out there is better than me at Spore, tell me your secrets.

My questions:

1. How do I upgrade my space ship? I think I have some parts I can throw on there.

2. How do I get more than ONE space ship? (My enemy consistently attacks with half a dozen.)

3. How the FUCK do I get this terraforming shit working?

4. Lastly, any tips on making ridiculous amounts of money?
4b. What is useful to buy and how do I purchase it?

I hope I'm not the only one who felt a bit overwhelmed by the sheer amount of tips that pop up once you hit the galactic level.

Thanks in advance.
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About Mutant Popeone of us since 4:19 AM on 04.30.2008

The Mutant Pope's choice in gaming: Anything with guns, swords, magic, missiles, magic missiles, zombies, ninjas, Nazis, Gods to be killed, kittens.

The Mutant Pope's win list: Jack Daniels, cookies, grass, nerds, hot freaky sex and just about any combination of the above. Also, Call of Duty 4, Halo 3, Rock Band, World of WarCraft, God of War, Doom 3. Also, bubble wrap.

Did you know? Pope can be used as a verb.
Example: "I totally poped Darcy last night." or, "I'd pope that."

I've been known to threaten babies with sporks.

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