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About Monkeycatone of us since 6:51 PM on 08.27.2007

Age: 19 (June 27, '88)
Gender: Vagina
Location: Bremerton, WA
YES: Arting. Comas. Eddie Izzard.
NO: Bees. Stinky bits.
My Nigra: Neonie. GANGSTAZ FO LIFE. *flashes gang sign*

-Katamari Damacy
-Final Fantasies of various sorts
-Animal Crossing
-Pokémon (STFU >:E)
-Grim Grimoire
-Odin Sphere
-Puzzle Quest
-Metroids of many varieties
-Multitudes of Castlevanias
-Chibi Robo
-Resident Evil plox
-Metuhl Geerz
-Guilty Gear XX
-Zeldaz fo' yes
-Wario Ware <333

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