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Cblogs of 10/2/08 + Mechanisms

So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen. We get there ju...

 
 
 

Cblogs of 09/25/08 + Mechanisms

Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities. Also, did you know that a pack...

 
 
 

Cblogs of 9/11/08 + Mechanisms

This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute. *- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer) *- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979) *- Spore as more, not a ...

 
 
 

CBlogs of 09/03/2008 + Mechanisms

I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy. Also, Wednesdays need more lulz posts...

 
 
 

Cblogs of 08/27/08 + Mechanisms

As a great shark once said, recappin' ain't easy. My recap cherry has been popped, and as with most deflowerings, I'm likely to be sore for a few days. With the November election in the United States rapidly approaching, I'll restrict m...

 
 
 

A Cast of Thousands: You, You, and You (You too)

[Credit to The Young Scot for the fantastic video above] Xbox LIVE is filled to the brim with beer-guzzling frat boys and prepubescent racists. World of Warcraft is more addictive than heroin, and it is populated by 10 million addicts, ...

 
 
 

READY TO FOURTH!!!!!

Friday is not on Thursday, I don't care how long your weekend is. Now go eat grilled meats and celebrate the United States Declaration of Independence and subsequent participation in one of the worst-fought military conflicts in history. W...

 
 
 
 
 

Relay For Life: Help Fight Against Cancer[NVGR]

The a cappella group I am in (The Eart Tones) has made a Relay For Life team, and we're trying to raise money, so I'm asking everyone I know to contribute. I know Destructoid, so I am asking you. Relay For Life is the United States' larg...

 
 
 
 

Eulogytoid: WiiSucks Edition

My dear friends, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the passing of our fallen comrade, WiiSucks. WiiSucks began his journey here on Destructoid as so many others do: spouting forth a mass of intense failure from from an intern...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[NVGR] I'm going to make buckets of cash...

...after a few years of absurdly hard work. This morning I was accepted to the Benjamin J. Cardozo School of Law. This is my public self-pat on the back, as well as my public commitment to buying some nice things for Destructoid when I'm...

 
 
 

In Response to The Princess Bride Game

What follows is the sequence of events that occurred during and shortly after my reading of Colette Bennett's story New Details on The Princess Bride Game from the dev team. Be forewarned: This is a story of love, but also one of great des...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid Review: Wolf Quest Demo

I just downloaded and played the demo for WolfQuest, which we here at Destructoid have been eagerly awaiting for some time. I will give you all three minutes to take care of as many "How many must die?" jokes as necessary. No, no, go on. ...

 
 
 

Wednesday Webcomic Weview... err, Review

Welcome one and all to the first installment of a new weekly feature, the Weekly Webcomic Weview! In this feature, I'll choose webcomics from around the internet, both popular and unknown, established and brand new, and review them for you ...

 
 
 

Home Improvement: Destructoid Style

You have just been given an infinite supply of Destructoid dollars. Go wild. I want your suggestions on what the perfect Destructoid gaming environment would be comprised of. You have an infinite budget, an infinite amount of space, an...

 
 
 
 

OMGSnailebI'msosorry

Yeah, so we don't really know each other that well... But apparently you suck. It's in my name for everyone to see. Do snails have an orifice through which they can even perform a sucking action? Or is it just that they're sticky, and so...

 
 

About MechaMonkeyone of us since 11:46 AM on 01.04.2007

Age: 24
Profession: Law Student
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Sex: At least buy me dinner first

I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.
 
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