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Cblogs of 10/2/08 + Mechanisms

So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen. We get there ju...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 9/11/08 + Mechanisms

This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute. *- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer) *- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979) *- Spore as more, not a ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

READY TO FOURTH!!!!!

Friday is not on Thursday, I don't care how long your weekend is. Now go eat grilled meats and celebrate the United States Declaration of Independence and subsequent participation in one of the worst-fought military conflicts in history. W...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Eulogytoid: WiiSucks Edition

My dear friends, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the passing of our fallen comrade, WiiSucks. WiiSucks began his journey here on Destructoid as so many others do: spouting forth a mass of intense failure from from an intern...

 
 

About MechaMonkeyone of us since 11:46 AM on 01.04.2007

Age: 24
Profession: Law Student
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Sex: At least buy me dinner first

I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.
 
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