Hello, it is I, your increasingly frivolous sticker vendor. Come, look inside my rickety cart and behold my dusty wares! Okay, enough of that. That sentence took 15 minutes to write. I have stickers if you’d like some. You may re...

I've grown a lot in the past few years.  From being perpetually single to engaged and making wedding plans, I've had to think about things I never thought I would have to.  Terrifying things.  Like raising children. Than...

There is so much to like about Dark Souls.  Amazing art design.  Bleak atmosphere.  Stabbing people in the ass.  That just makes it so much more disappointing that I just can't get past the brutal difficulty.  ...

Despite loving video games as much as I did as a child, I unfortunately do not have the stomach for playing them for extended periods of time anymore.  I certainly can, and have fun the entire time, but afterwards I'm overcome by ...

Strike The Earth Gather ‘round children.  This is a story about a group of dwarves, who bravely struck out on their own to carve a new life in the side of a mountain.  Dreaming of grand halls carved with images of cat ...

We haven't talked much, you and I.  I think we may have played a board game at PAX one year, but honestly I could just be confusing you with someone else.  I have little faith in the veracity of my memories. But these memorie...

I seem to be fond of starting projects for you guys. Probably because it’s the best/only audience I have at the moment to shower with unsolicited art. And occasionally someone enjoys it. I like it when that happens. Anyways, here’s ...

I seem to be fond of starting projects for you guys. Probably because it’s the best/only audience I have at the moment to shower with unsolicited art. And occasionally someone enjoys it. I like it when that happens. Anyways, here’s ...

When choosing a particular character strength, I usually lean toward agility and speed over straight up power or strength.  This is probably due to my own real life characteristics, but I also just find it to be a more interesting app...

2D platformers have always been close to my heart.  They are what I grew up with, and is the closest thing to a comfort food that I’ll ever have in video games.  The modern resurgence in sprite based 2D platformers has inspi...

I'm fairly emotional man. It doesn't take much for me to start tearing up during a moving moment.  But aside from obvious trite, like pets being reunited with returing masters, what really gets the water works going is scenes of ...

I grew up with first person shooters.  I'm old enough to have had access to Wolfenstein 3D as a young child.  I played the shareware version to exhaustion, running alongside the walls while mashing the space bar looking for ...

  Hi chums!  If you know you want a print, jump down to the bottom and follow the instructions as I ONLY HAVE TWELVE PRINTS.  Otherwise, stick around for a story. So as you may know, I started Printoid several months ag...

New to Printoid? Hey fellas!  Just thought I should check in considering recent events.  As you may have seen on Farts 'N Crafts a few weeks ago, and in the header image above I suppose, I finished the prints!  Right now I have about 14 ...

New to Printoid? Hey all!  So in the time since my last post, I worked on the image more and came up with something completely different. I'm leaning toward this image more because it alludes more to the community spirit of Destructoid,...

Hey gang! If you've been following my very silly, very sporadic exploits in the Cblogs you have probably gathered that I have a bit of an art persuasion.  Indeed, I have spent the last twenty years making stupid drawings, and the last seve...

Hello faithful reader! It's that time again. What? No, not time for another edition of Because (PHOTO)JOURNALISM. Well, it is that time. But what I meant to say is that it is that time again, where I put off updating this for so long that...

(This is a series of my adventures with the Destructoid community at PAX Prime 2013.  Part one can be found here) After the wildness of the first night, I woke up the next night with a horrible hangover. For whatever reason, I decided it...

(This is a series of my adventures with the Destructoid community at PAX Prime 2013.  Here is part two) It's that time of year again. That time of year where I look back at the most fun I have all year and I cry. I cry because the next o...

As I have been known to go on for at length, I go to PAX a lot. And I enjoy myself. A lot. But as I wondered through the exhibit hall for the third year in a row, everything was beginning to feel a bit too familiar. What was once a great...

(For full effect, play this in a different tab) I've been fortunate/spoiled enough to have been able to play video games since I was young. And being of that age where one begins to notice girls for the first time, I spent a lot of time f...

I had this all planned out. Winter theme huh? Easy. Do something that takes place in Winters from Earthbound, be a smartass and call it Winter:Winters. Done. Next thing I know, the first idea for a comic of the gang screwing around, ...

I am used to being the camera guy. Among all of my friends, I am the one always carrying a fancy camera around, taking pictures and mocking their crappy point-and-shoots at every oppurtunity I could. But the first time I went to PAX, I ...

(Warning: excessive sentimental foreward, then a shit ton of photos) For the third time, I had the pleasure of attending PAX Prime. It was great to once again see the now almost familiar sights, be completely surrounded by the culture I g...

Being a boss is a pretty nice position to be in. Dozens of underlings at your beck and call, your own sweet lair and the opportunity to deliver an epic monologue before kicking some ass! But let's face it: chances are that you aren't at t...

We tend to take advantage of the kindness of others. Especially when it comes to characters in video games. Take Yoshi, for example. Without asking for a thing in return, he selflessly carries you on his back for countless miles, aidin...

The Mushroom Kingdom is a strange place, least of which is its name. There are so many inexplicable occurrences. Sentient plants living in pipes? Ambulatory cacti? Fucking DINOSUARS?! SHIT'S CRAZY! And that's just the tip of the ic...

(Ugh, didn't have the time to finish this proper [THANKS E3], but I'll throw it up anyways, and hopefully I'll be able to finish it up before the recap post) Behind video game's closed doors. Such a wide topic. If you're an amazing art...

Stories are often found in great numbers among a civilization. Tales of the beginning of life, of triumph, of prosperity, of surmounting anything that stands in ones path no matter the obstacle. Stories such as these can be found where ev...

If you look up expedient in the dictionary, you probably wouldn't find my picture next to the definition. But better late then never, and Destructoid has already tolerated a few hundred pictures from me, so what's another dozen? Just in t...