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Gentle Welcome Hazing for Destructoid's Newest Editor: Video (of Him) Inside

Congratulations for making it to the exalted editorial perch on Destructoid Mountain, Jonathan Holmes a.k.a. Tron Knotts. We've seen you around this site and other internets, so a brief hazing is definitely in order.

At this point, most people will have deduced that you appeared on Road Rules 5: Northern Trail using the uninspired pseudonym "Jon Holmes". I understand how your unique birth name, Tron Knotts, may have been a source of difficulty in life. May we one day inhabit a more tolerant society.

Jon's stint led to the creation of such geocities-quality fanpages as this one:

Road Rules 5: Northern Trail will forever live on in our hearts.

But you all can google that show on your own. I'd like to show you a different production that stars our newest editor. One that is moving and profound in many ways. At least six.

I present to you Jonny's Day Out 2: Baby's Day Out.

I hereby decree: Welcome, Jon.

Bonus Google search tip:

This isn't worth a post by itself. If you want to know about how many blogs you've written, you can either (a) be on the leaderboard, (b) count them in your "all my posts" page, or (c) see how many results you get when you do a Google search for

site:destructoid.com/blogs/[your username]

Don't include the brackets. This tip only gives you an estimate; if you change blog titles after you publish, each title change may be counted (depending on when Google crawled the web).

Title ripped off from one of Tristero's old posts.
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About MaxVestone of us since 9:23 PM on 06.03.2007

It's only a model...

Uncommon, some wear on the edges.

First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.

New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III