This picture is completely unrelated to anything, ever. Hey guys! Holy Bananas, I never write in here anymore. I feel like a jerk because I used to come in and say hello but now I just start fights with people on YouTube and Reddit and t...

Ever since we started taking movie suggestions for our totally-not-an-obvious-product-tie-in Destructoid/Netflix movie club, people have been yammering at us to watch The Room. No. I've seen that fucking movie enough times. In fact, here's...

Hey dudes. Long time no blog. I feel like I've been really bad about writing lately, personally and professionally. I've got a pile of previews I should be working on, but so far my attempts at writing them have consisted of me typing intro...

I was playing Pokemon when I read about the earthquake in Japan. Chad sent out an email to all the Destructoid editors, making sure Dale North was okay. He lives in Japan, so this is scary shit. Don't think he can get email, but he's been T...

Hey everyone. Tonight, we had a rather entertaining episode of The Destructoid Show ready to go up, but the evil ghost of Jonathan Holmes that haunts our studio set fire to several of the editing bays and our producer, Zac Minor. It was a t...

As you guys know, I’m not super-excited for Bulletstorm. I never planned on talking about it this much, exactly, because I typically try to avoid focusing on things that I don’t find super-fascinating. However, the amount of rabble-rousing ...

There. I've been meaning to Photoshop that for the last seven months. (If you don't get it, watch Bowfinger. It's the last good movie Eddie Murphy made.)

Haha, so. I pissed some people off. If you haven't seen it, here's Friday's episode of The Destructoid Show. I went off on a tangent about how I'm not stoked for Bulletstorm because I'm not a fan of Cliffy B, the guy who does stuff at Ep...

Mornin' sweetheart. How'd you sleep? Figured I'd write another blog, because I'm probably supposed to, and because I love you. This week has been insane. In a fun way, mostly. Hosting the show has been so, so much fun for me, and if you wa...

Hey hey everyone. I don't even know who reads this, but you guys usually comment, which is kickass because it makes me feel less like I'm talking to myself over the internet while sitting alone in my room in my underpants. Anyway. I starte...

A few weeks ago, I shared with you a little keepsake from my idiotic community college years: a note I'd written to myself while totally trashed off Coors Light and Jagermeister. Today, I'd like to share with you... Another embarrassing d...

I recently set up a YouTube channel for myself, because that one friggin' VGAs interview I did with the VP of Blizzard has like, a bajillion hits, and I figured it'd be a good tool to put all my dumb internet videos in one place. You know, ...

Hey gang, hopefully by now you've gotten a chance to check out the totally festive-as-shit Destructoid Show Holiday Spectacular, which I hosted yesterday with Jon Carnage. I thought it turned out pretty well, considering I started writing...

While going through one of my many shoeboxes of pointless trinkets and shit, I dug up some notes I wrote to myself a few years ago. But lo, dear reader, these are no ordinary notes. These are notes I wrote to myself after the first few time...

More drawings for you. This time, I've got a series of drawings I did for my History of The Cyborg class (art school is ridiculous.) There wasn't actually an assignment, but I had the idea to draw a bunch of popular websites as they'd look ...

Hello my little internet. I've been awfully busy lately, going on my wacky adventures. Since I last wrote in here, I went to Las Vegas and Phoenix to dick around with the new NASCAR game. Last weekend, I was in LA for the SpikeTV video ga...

Hey gang. Writing this from a hotel room in Dallas right now, where I'm staying thanks to THQ. They flew me and Chris Morris (AKA Azereki, or "Ass Ricky") out here for reasons that we might now be allowed to talk about yet, but I figured I'...

I have a cute little story for you. It's about high school and video games. It was the last few months of my senior year -- it was actually my second senior year, if you wanna nitpick. I um. Kept putting off Phys-Ed class because I hated i...

I've been going to a lot of press events lately with Hamza, which is pretty cool because if he wasn't around, I probably wouldn't have any idea what I was supposed to be doing, and also, he's a self-proclaimed shark. And sharks, as we all k...

Hey gang, I just got a Twitter account up and running. I've had one for a while, but it's mostly friends-only because I talk about PG-13 stuff and I'm always afraid my mom will Google me and then get so offended she never speaks to me agai...

Apparently, something zombie-related happened this evening involving me and Hamza. (More on this later.)

This morning we got a very strange report about Tokyo Jungle, and just now we got to see a trailer for it. Now, I'll admit, I had a pretty late night last night and today my brain is basically half a pound of Nickelodeon Gak, so it's a ...

Hi internet, I'm Max. I'm new here. I'll be making videos for you guys to watch, and hopefully they won't suck, and you'll like them. I'm twenty-three years old and I live in San Francisco. My all-time favorite games are River City Ransom...