Well, it's been close to 8 months now and a first blog post involving a review that's been done three or four times before definitely doesn't come close to cutting it. As for the forums...those are the forums. I figured it was about time...

As you may know, this weekend was the Worldwide NARP. People went around and NARP'd with other people, who in turn NARP'd while NARPing their big, juicy NARP-NARPs. It was a very large NARPogy of NARPic proportions. NARP. On and off for ...

As you can tell, I finished and beat Hero Core the other day. It's an amazing game, done by Daniel Remar who is the same guy behind Iji (which I still haven't gotten around to playing). The music in the game (done by Brother Android) was ...

So, I just got finished playing about 30 or so minutes of the Dustforce! demo, which isn't saying much because I really didn't get that far. In Dustforce!, you go around sweeping. You use a broom. You wear puffy clothing. There's pretty ...

This here is a contest that Dtoid is running with ASTRO. It is a contest about headphones, art, and glory. It is a contest that I decided to enter, because I can't pass up an opportunity to make art. Even if I've been having an epic artist ...

Who are you? How do you view life? What is your system of morals, if it exists? I'm sure you could give me answers for all of those, and then some. You could tell me that you're just a plane guy or girl. You could tell me that your view o...

"I like games where you rewind if you die, but it still needs more details like hearts." These moving, heartfelt words were spoken by Jim Sterling's step-son. It is astonishing to see one so young as he put forth ideas and theories so in...

Bit Transmission is giving out their first sprite pack, and they're kicking it off with a contest. To enter you have to use the sprites in a picture. The sprites can be edited and placed anywhere that isn't your pants. This is my contest e...

You know when you flush but there's still a piece left in the toilet? You know when you're eating cereal and you spend 10 minutes trying to grab that last Cheerio and then just end up slurping it down with the milk? You know when you're a...

Every now and then I create a chiptune (with modern elements) or two and upload it for your pleasure. And stuff. Today's tasty chip has a heavy dose of Electronica. And robots. And Electronica robots. That shoot, uh...music? Work with me...

Greetings, my little peaches! I promised a blog post [ages ago], so here it is. Sometime back in March I sat down and thought: "The four-year anniversary has come and gone and I just got here. But I feel like I've been here for four year...

(Updated video) If you know me, then you'll know that seeing this video here for the new Silent Hill (Silent Hill 6? Silent Hill 8?) has made me the happiest man on the planet. I've loved Silent Hill since the very beginning, and, while t...

At a gaming convention, when you show something as groundbreaking as Kinect, where just plugging the thing into your 360 can summon an entire circus in your living room, you know that the rest of the convention will be pointless. A very d...

This is not the game, but wouldn't it be great if it was. It is a game involving pictures that move when you press buttons on the keyboard. It is a game with dark things and possibly whimpering if you're fearful of pixels. It is a game yo...

When the old farts of the gaming world sit back and reminisce about the first decade or so of games, one of the main things that they remember is the music. While minimalistic, the music of retro games was what defined them. As long as we...

You step out into the open air of the world. Monolithic buildings seem to stretch to the stars, a plane swims by overhead, the human race lives. Across the street you see an old woman screaming for help as she pulls desperately at her pur...

In my daily prowling of the forums (FORUMS!? WHERE DID THESE COME FROM!?), I stumble upon some of the most unholy, preposterous, and hilarious things known to mankind. Viewing these things have actually given me explosive diarrhea and tes...

"Get in there! Get in! Yeah! YEAH! Time for breakfast." If you don't know what the hell just happened (and I don't blame you), then you're missing out on everything that has ever existed. Ever. That is a microgame from the DSi game WarioW...

I was listening to the recent HAWPcast and had a sudden urge to draw Ashly Burch bombarded by penis because trauma. It's a social commentary, touching on subjects (and people) like: - What happens when you see a penis - How to avoid pen...

In my 22 years upon this planet, I've noticed that there is a wide variety of things that can make a person shit themselves. Say they felt a strong desire for some spicy, unadulterated Mexican food. Oh yes, the first few hours are splendi...

Have you ever been sitting on the toilet, having the most epic bowel movement of your life? The Mexican food you had earlier not being kind to your digestive system? Then you wonder if I'm being figurative and attempting to compare two fe...