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About Malachi Alexander Lakeyone of us since 11:36 AM on 11.24.2010

60% Water
25% Flesh and Bone
15% Movie Quotes
0% Gnarled spinal abnormalities, Ostrich legs, or Lobster claws...what a shame.
...Oh, and 3.125% Penobscot Indian.

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