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A Consortium of Things About Me

-Own six instruments, two kinds of production software, four amps, and have basic music theory training.

-Possess two computers that I built, both Intel. One is my work computer, and the other is my multimedia/programming/gaming computer.

-Own 300 CDs and have a lot more on my computer. Currently listening to the Mission of Burma reissues, Radiohead's catalog in anticipation of their next tour, and The National's "Boxer."

-Have legal access to every modern console, and do not like a good majority of the games availible. Of them, the last few games I've enjoyed were The Orange Box, Rock Band, and Rez HD

-HUGE supporter of indie games. I routinely wish I knew enough to make games, but all I do is write and make music. Currently trying to teach myself Visual C++, though.

-Watched The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift 15 times.

-Write poetry and music, as well as a few short stories.

-Have an utter fascination with the surreal and bizzare, so much so that it directly harms my ability to enjoy things like television or action movies.

-I have a 3.4 GPA with no declared major. Not great, but the highest it's been, so I'm proud.

-I'm not very good at a lot of things, but I'm good enough to the point that I enjoy them.

-Was able to lift an anvil at age 3. Currently can lift people under 220 pounds by their crotch.

-First game system was an NES, but was Sega during the 16 Bit/32 Bit era.

-Do calisthenics, and am currently taking a weight training class. On a related note, I lost 50 pounds last year, and I heavily recommend that anyone looking to lose large quantities of weight do calisthenics. It'll hurt like all hell for a few weeks, but once you get in the groove, you will build muscle so fast it'll blow you away.

-Liked Youtube before it was cool. Didn't invest because I am an idiot.

-Saved the little siters in Bioshock

Obligatory top fives!

1) Killer7
2) Rhythm Tengoku
3) Street Fighter II
4) Cave Story
5) Alien Hominid

1) Talking Heads - "The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads"
2) At The Drive-In - "Relationship of Command"
3) Gogol Bordello - "Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike"
4) Radiohead - "Kid A"
5) Madvillain - "Madvillainy"

1) Magnolia
2) Young Frankenstein
3) O Brother, Where Art Thou?
4) A Better Tomorrow II
5) Fight Club
0) The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift

1) Bill Hicks
2) Christopher Titus
3) Patton Oswalt
4) Richard Pryor
5) Bill Bailey

MST3K Episodes that are not Manos: The Hands of Fate
1) Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
2) Prince of Space
3) The Final Sacrifice
4) Space Mutiny
5) Cave Dwellers

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