Happy Father’s Day, mother fuckers.

Happy birthday, Niero and Dtoid. You literally made me the half man I am today.

In Sea of Thieves, I’m the kind of pirate who spots your ship, anchors far off coast so you don’t notice me, swims for 10 minutes to sneak up on you (fighting sharks along the way), then boards you just to play the surprise hurdy-gurdy.

Happy Father’s Day to all the mother fuckers out there.

Happy birthday, Dtoid. I love you.

RIP Visceral. Fuck.

Got my first Doomfist POTG. It was... not pretty. https://gfycat.com/PhysicalFirsthandLemur

Congrats to Niero and Dtoid on the exciting news today! If Niero and Hamza hadn't taken a chance on me 6 years ago (!) and made me Community Manager, I wouldn't be half the manboy I am today. I wish you all nothing but continued success!!