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RULES OF NATURE

YOU ARE A GODDAMNED CYBORG NINJA WITH A HIGH FREQUENCY KATANA THAT CAN CUT ANYTHING FIGHTING AGAINST A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY YOU THROW THE GIGANTIC ROBOT INTO THE AIR, FOLLOW AFTER IT AND SLICES IT APART AS THE CRAZY...

 
 
 

Even Fox News is calling out EA

Fox fucking News. When Fox News makes someone out to be a villain, you know they must have done something very bad. It's like Satan calling out Activision. This is fucking insane. The most evil news media outlet calling out the most evil...

 
 
 
 

I love big tits

And who doesn't? Sure, you might like them with big, small, flat or gigantic boobs, but when it comes to videogames, there is only one master race: The big knocker race. See, playing games is good, but playing a game full of hot juicy melon...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

About LukasRocksone of us since 8:10 AM on 08.13.2012

Dude, my first console was the mother****ing Master System. How AWESOME is that?
Anyway, I'm here because gamefaqs kicked me out (How hardcore do you have to be for gamefaqs to kick you out? [Not too much])
Oh, and just so you know (You're dying to know), my favorite game series are: Castlevania, Metal Gear, _____ of Mana and any Megaten game.
Also, my username has nothing to do with George Lukas. He's an A-hole.
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