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T'was a macabre night and all manner of villainy was afoot. Bah, feck writing like a spaz. Imma talk with my own words. Another cold Friday on my way to work and it was pretty chilly outside. It was a clear morning otherwise. I didn't realise a mist was forming until I got to the park. I usually cut through the park so I can avoid all the asshole cyclists who refuse to slow down even when they veer out of the cycle lane and into the pedestrian lane. Tired of Frogger-ing my way past these fools I decided to get off the pavement and cut through the grassy park. Boy, was it misty. Just like with each passing minute the morning was quickly swelling with people so was the mist. It just came out of nowhere. The mist built up so fast that before I knew it I was within it. Then, it happened. Some weird flash and, boom! This is me either shitting myself or getting attacked by a poltergeist. I swear, I could smell ectoplasm. So I'm going with ghost attack. Strangely, ectoplasm carries quite a beefy stench. I tried to get in close without being spotted... ...Before I knew it the damn thing had disappeared. However, some... thing remained. Days later after the incident, something still feels wrong. Last week, our beloved Wes was attacked and Frankenstein'd by it - the strange entity that glowed. It also convinced me that I was responsible for Wes's curse. Just now, I was visited by that same luminous creature again. It licked my hand while I was frozen with fear, now I am decaying. "Soon you will become a zombie", it said. It then scampered off into the darkness. I can sense my time is almost done here, but before I go I must warn you. I beg you all, watch out for a strange light emitting critter. It's small and quick, and well spoken. I didn't get a good look at it, although that may be because I was trying avert my gaze so as not to confirm its existence. Please, save yourselves. It's too late for me and Wes. ...I think it wore a suit. It looked like a small lion, but it walked on its hind legs. And that smell... Brute aftershave? Look Behind You!
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About Luckrequiredone of us since 12:26 PM on 02.08.2014


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Life doing its thing. You feelin' it, too?



Vanessa could take Samus.


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Roughly Ten Things About Me:
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I'm an European-Asian male living under the rule of a monarchy.

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I am not a writer; I am a crayonologist. I enjoy shredding paper with pencils. It's extremely cathartic.

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I'm very passionate about reading, it helps me pretend I'm English (wot wot). My favourite book is Alexandre Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo".

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I love listening to music on trains, in parks, sprawled out on my bed and during gaming. I like any genre; favourite artists include: Underworld, James Brown, The Police, David Gray, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Foo Fighters and Jimi Hendrix.

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I adore film and popcorn. Popcorn slightly more. I couldn't pick a favourite film but I do tend to shy away from horror. Oh, fuggit I'll name-drop Leon and Gladiator.

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Like fellow Dtoiders I also game.

| My Top Ten | My GOAT Game | My Sega Saturn |
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Other things include: drinking too much tea, unashamedly singing poorly, making shallow attempts at keeping fit, and thinking too much.

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Finally, I'm an enthusiastic cook. Currently obsessed with making Tacos. Was obsessed with quiche and focaccia.


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