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LONG BLOG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUFF0CAT!

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Today is the birthday of one of my favourite D-toiders! Yes, it is Andy A.k.A Suff0cat's birthday! Now why, you ask, do I love Andy so? Well here is why



A is for how Amazing he is
N is for how nasty he is to me sometimes
D is for how he loves Dtoid so much he makes giant signs and belts to show up on wrestling shows
Y is for when we yell at eachother in Stickam for absolutely no apparent reason simply because we care, the more we yell the more fun we have.

Yes he is horrible to me sometimes, and people think we hate eachother in Stickam, but no, Andy is my homeboy, even after the three weeks we'll spend together and he wants to kill me, he will still be my Andy!
As soppy as it sounds I will be there for Andy, and I have a little song for him
it goes a little something like this...

Listen, baby, Ain't no mountain high, Ain't no vally low, Ain't no river wide enough, baby
If you need me, call me, No matter where you are, No matter how far, Just call my name, I'll be there in a hurry, You don't have to worry
because baby...
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you
Remember the day
I set you free
I told you
You could always count on me
From that day on I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me
Some way,some how
No wind, no rain
My love is alive
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
Just as fast as I can
Don't you know that
There ain't no mountain high enough?

Yes Andy, that's right... I'd go Gay for you, Marvin Gaye that is....

Happy Birthday Andy!
I hope you have an amazing day, I have a present for you!
5 weeks til we can hang out!
<3 Foo Liz



Also, you are the prettiest unicorn of them all!


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About Liz Alexanderone of us since 4:38 PM on 11.12.2006

I'm one of the token Australians.. I like ponys, kittens and rainbows.. Be careful, I am a predator and I may just send explosive kangaroos after you.
I play vidyagamez...
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