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New Beautiful Katamari DLC

3 new levels for Beautiful Katamari are out for download on marketplace right now. Dangerous Colony-200 points Mechanical Colony-200 points Instituto Exactamundo-300 points I don't know if anyone cares but figured I would throw it up here.

 
 
 
 

I got myself some sweet ASS! (Pics Inside)

Here's a pic of the sweet ASS I got. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I traded in a few games at my local Play N Trade at got $108 in store credit (when I bought an NSider card) so I picked up MASS Effect and ASSASSins Creed. I basical...

 
 
 

Squeeze All The Charmin You Want

Mr. Whipple, a grocery store owner who had people problems, died today. Here is the full story from comcast.net.(Not vdeo game related but I really liked Whipple) "Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an u...

 
 
 

Left 4 Dead Trailer in The Orange Box

I was reading the WIN that is Destructoid and I had the Orange Box on my Xbox 360. I was in the Menu Where you pick from either HL2 HL2:E1 etc. and I kept my cursor over TF2.It played the TF2 trailer in the tiny screen twice and then it pla...

 
 
 

Rock Band=Wired Guitars?

Shed a tear Xbox 360 owners, as the bundled guitars in the Xbox 360's version of Rock Band will not be wireless. Yes, while your friends are beating on the drum kit or screaming into the mic, you won't be able to dive off of your couch into...

 
 
 

Microsof...I mean Apple Surface

Savant, a company that makes many touchscreen products for the home, is going to release a coffee table 40" touchscreen that is integrated with iTunes. The table runs Rosie, their touchscreen software, and is powered by a Mac hidden with...

 
 
 
 

Xbox Messenger: The Un-wrappening

I got my hands on an Xbox Messenger Kit a few days before the commercial release on Tuesday, and I wanted to share some photos and thoughts with you. Nice of me, eh? Here is the mini-keyboard in all it's boxed up glory: I checked out the ...

 
 
 

Jessica Alba Has a Wii?

A rumor was recently posted on the website "The Skinny Website" that actress Jessica Alba (Sin City, The Secret World of Alex Mack) keeps her wraith-like figure with the help of the Nintendo Wii. The site offers no sources for the rumor, ...

 
 
 

Favorite Achievements

I was talking to my friend about achievements and which we thought were funniest or coolest named or hard to get.He said Body Armor from Crackdown was funny but I really like Shadowrun Fever(Virtual Herpes FTW) and Is It A Spider? from Gear...

 
 
 

Wolfenstein Movie

Writer/director Roger Avary (Pulp Fiction, Killing Zoe) will perform both duties on the film adaptation of Return to Castle Wolfenstein, the extremely popular videogame from circa the turn of the century. Avary has some experience with movi...

 
 
 

Core 360 is Down for the Count!!

The internet rumor mill is buzzing with speculation that retail giant Best Buy will no longer be selling the core Xbox 360. According to a Best Buy insider who contacted blog joystiq, The above blurred-up pic show's the core 360 listed as...

 
 
 

Awesome TV Call Letters KWTF and KUNT

In Maui there's a yet-to-be-built TV station with the call letters: KUNT. The same guy also recently received KWTF for a station in Arizona. I thinks this is awesome. The guy, a businessman from Skokie, IL that owns 50 different local...

 
 
 

Halo 3 Single Player Preview

Bungie recently let a few press people into their studios to show off the Halo 3 single player campaign, and Sympatico just published a very in depth article about what they were able to get their hands on. The number of reveals in this art...

 
 
 

Paramount Panel Info From Comic Con '07

In the paramount Panel at Comic Con there was no shortage of information to fuel the rumors that have been flying all week. The Iron Man trailer played for the first time, Jon Favreau talked about the combination of traditional and digital ...

 
 
 

Videogame Downs Airport

Long Beach airport, outside of Los Angeles, was shut down briefly on Wednesday. The culprit wasn't a Middle Easterner with a grudge against capitalism or an adorable orphan hiding in the wheelwell of private jet; instead it was a videogame....

 
 
 

Man vs Robot...In Poker

Can a computer beat man at poker? It can at least stay competitive. Polaris, a poker-playing AI, went up against two pro players this week and ultimately lost. Phil "The Unabomber" Laak and Ali Eslami played identical games against Polaris...

 
 
 

Kids Use Sledgehammer To Steal Game

I appreciate rabid videogame fandom more than most people, but even I think these Wisconsin kids took their game-love a little far. Surveillance cameras in a Milwaukee Target recently caught a couple of kids (as young as 11; Just lookit th...

 
 
 

Army of Two Release Date Announced

Electronic Arts cooperation (and shooting!) simulator Army of Two will be released for the Xbox 360 and the PS3 on November 15, 2007. Army of Two's gameplay focuses on two-man missions, two-man strategies, two-man tactics and a two-man adv...

 
 
 

WoW Passes 9 Million Mark

I've got good and I've got bad news.The good news is Blizzard announced today that over nine million people play World of Warcraft. Furthermore, "The Burning Crusade" expansion is getting ready for its Chinese launch, which will increase th...

 
 
 

TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...

 
 
 

3 Year Warranty Extension for 360

That extension saved me!The warranty was extended July 5th my 360 bursts into flames July 7th. The extension is great but you know what would've been better? Making it work right the first time! I need Xbox 360 just like I need Coke*. 2 wee...

 
 
 

Dtoid is teh pwnr!!!!1!!!!11

I have read alot of gaming blogs that were straightforward and weren't funny. They did not update very often and their coverage of gaming events was dissapointing. Dtoid is the only blog I read now. It is hilarious and informative and they ...

 
 

About Little Burroone of us since 9:46 PM on 07.18.2007

Name:Matt
Age:13
E-Mail:[email protected]
Occupation:Commercial Voiceovers,School
Loves:Wonderwoman,Games,Posting on Funny Community Sites that rhyme with Restructoid.com,Playing TF2, Killing Countless Combine,Alliterations


This is my *UPDATED* rig. (I took out my broken fan just for you Juggernaut)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this poem-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.