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My Farewell.

I'm leaving destructoid. And before any of you say “I don't care”, realize you don't have to post on this blog. I've been pondering how everyone turned against me and how people think I am such a noob/jerk/troll/etc. Then it hit me. Some of...

 
 
 

Why I don't like Halo

I've been flamed. I've been questioned. I've had death threats sent to me. Why? Cause I don't like Halo. And it's funny. When Jim Sterling says he doesn't like it, everyone's like, “LOLTHATSOK, YOUR JIM STERLING. YOU HAVE IMMUNITY FROM INSU...

 
 
 

Today, At Gamestop.

Another Gamestop horror story, and how people behind the counter don't know anything. So anyways, I walk into gamestop with $30 at my disposal. So I'm like “Ya know what I want? Parappa.” So I go up to the counter and the guy's like “Wha...

 
 
 

That's just too big. Or too small.

That's what she said. Anyways, I love a good game. So I like Just cause 2. Oblivion was okay. Fallout 3 was nice. Farcry 2 was enjoyable. Guild Wars was cool. But they all have one bit of a flaw. It's nothing game ruining, but it seems to b...

 
 
 

Preview: Gun Game, One in the Chamber

If you've been reading about Black Ops because you're excited, then you MUST have heard about these. They're two new game modes in Black ops' multiplayer. "Gun Game" gives you a crap weapon, then by getting more kills, it upgrades. By being...

 
 
 

The "I Am BACK Destructoid" Blog.

Crappy title? Sure. But I'm back so who cares? You might not have realized I haven't posted a blog lately, well that's cause, I haven't had internet. I lost mine quite a little while ago. So yeah, it's great to be back. Time to get to today...

 
 
 

Borderlands, and Why I hate it so much.

I was excited for Borderlands. Thousands of weapon creations? A nice graphical style! Sounds AWESOME pause not. Somewhere, something went horribly wrong. The concept of the game was nice. The Execution, terrible. Here's why: 1. Little ch...

 
 
 

Shitstorm Incoming. Or that’s what they say

Believe it or not, I got a copy of Metroid Other M for being so fantastically awesome. If I went into detailing about how I became so important in the gaming industry, I’d have to kill you. Now I realize this is a quick 2-blog session for ...

 
 
 

Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers….

Dear Developers, I know it’s been a hard while for you lately, seeing people like EA close down several pieces of itself due to not having money. I’m gonna let you all in on a little secret. And it will pay off. Trust me. Make games simple...

 
 
 
 

Two Games: Silent Bomber and Intelligent Qube

“Mathew,” they’d say. “What’s a good game I haven’t played?” Usually, I’d respond “Parappa the Rapper”. But that’s not the case here. Bwaaahhttt? There are two games I don’t think many have heard about. Both for the PSX, they were games ...

 
 
 
 

I’m a good mood, so here’s a blog

It’s 11:00 pm and I got no one to talk to, so bear with me. Family’s been visiting and I’ve been trying to reset my body clock by I really suck at it. But I’m always in a good mood after playing MW 2 online, especially when my wi-fi signal ...

 
 
 

Why FPS Games should stick to fictional wars/conflicts

You have five seconds to name every video game that takes place in WW II, GO! ….. ….. ….. ….. ….. Now name every video game that takes place in a war against Makarov in Russia, GO! …. ….. ….. ….. ….. I’m a big fan of the idea of having fic...

 
 
 

Teh Bias: My Biased Confessions and such

I’ve been planning to stop posting blogs for a while to get stuff in order, but I have enough time every month to do the monthly musing I guess. So, yeah. Nation, I’m biased. I have a taste, and therefore I am. So? I like Call of Duty. I ...

 
 
 

Does every blog need a title?

If so, then I can’t think of one. It’s been a while since my last blog, so if anyone gives a crap, here’s some information about me, and stuff I been doing lately. So um…..yeah….I don’t know. I just wanna write something. - Lately, I’ve lo...

 
 
 

10 Reasons why everyone should hack their wii.

(Throughout this blog, I’m not supporting piracy. Unless you pirate NES, SNES, and older games that you can’t just stroll into wall mart and buy. Also, I’m not saying that you should hack others’ wiis, for it’s risky and dangerous. Thank yo...

 
 
 

Developers, Developers, Developers, developers..

As a side note before this blog begins, this isn’t a complaint. It’s merely suggesting what I’d like to see in more video games. There’s been a few things bothering me lately in the gaming world, one more than the other. Games need Time-li...

 
 
 

Why I switched from Free MMO’s to Retail PC Games

For a long time, I’ve been searching for really good MMOs. Flyff, Combat Arms, Maplestory, AVA, Allods, Perfect World, Runescape, Aika, etc. etc.) Ya know where it got me? Nowhere. Free online games have a multitude of problems. And you kno...

 
 
 

Alternate Reality: The Land of Spira

If you've ever read one of my blogs, or at least glanced at the right side of the screen of my posts, then you know, I loved Final Fantasy X. The story, characters, gameplay, and everything was pretty great. But most of all, it was the leve...

 
 
 

(Review) Singularity

So recently I managed to get ahold of Singularity. I borrowed it from a friend, liked it, so I went out and bought it. Seeing the Unreal Engine Symbol always makes me feel really happy, in a very geeky way. Oh, and as a bit of a prelude, I...

 
 
 

My What-Just-Happened Gaming Moments.

We’ve all had some weird gaming experiences right? Whether it be glitches, something unexpected, or whatever else, it is very strange. Well, mine might not be as weird as yours, it definitely is What-just-happened. Besides, I can’t remember...

 
 
 

The Wii Vitality Sensor...hmmm...

As you all may know, the wii has more peripherals than my parent's closet, but, a lot of 'em have been utter dirt. I didn't buy it, my dad did. He thought it'd be good. No, it wasn't. For anything. Go on CoD MwR and try out the wii zapp...

 
 
 

Meh...(NVGR)

(In an everlasting attempt to find my blogging style...) It's 12:55 A.M. Saturday morning. I'm supposed to go to Deam Lake later today, but my girl dog Lucy got fixed, and my parents are worries. I have new swim trunks. Guess I'm swimming ...

 
 
 
 

3DS, Portal 2, and Karate Kid

The 3DS. At first, my thoughts were "It's gonna be stupid, I mean, you'll need glasses to make it 3D or you'll see into the DS. Either way it won't help gaming". Then they made it work without glasses. That's nice and all, but I'm digging ...

 
 
 

Anti Activision/Treyarch…?

(NOTE: Throughout this blog, the term “Activision/Treyarch” will be replaced by “A/T”) This is something I’m really bothered about nowadays, and it’s really pointless. Cause what does being Anti-A/T accomplish? Nothing. Maybe a personal...

 
 
 

E3...Okay...Should I even care?

E3 is supposed to be good. It's supposed to be awesome. It's supposed to be a secret...to an extent. Cause yeah, if they release the game list a week before E3, then you can be like "Wow, I sure can't wait to see (Enter Game Here) being p...

 
 
 

Are Video Games art?

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What I've been up to. (Spy Remotes, MP 1, etc.)

I haven't really been doing much this week, but I did get my hands on a "Spy" remote capable of turning off nearly any TV. It....works. Surprisingly. For $8 I was impressed. But the few problems are, that not all of the buttons on there ...

 
 

About Kythernoone of us since 9:05 AM on 05.22.2010

I'm kytherno. I have a bit of a split-personality, so pardon me if that shows up in my blogs.

I have a pulse, I breathe, eat, sleep, and dream. Oh, and I play vidya games.
 
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